IF I SEE ONE MORE. GOOFY ASS. DITSY DIPSHIT. FuCKING BLITHERING SIMPLETON. GIVE ME AN uNWANTED DISCLOSuRE. OF THEIR AGE. AS IF TO GuILT ME. FOR MISSING ALL THE CHANCES I HAD. TO GIFT THEM A BuLLET. ON THEIR SuPERFLuOuSLY MANY PREVIOuS BIRTHDAYS SuRVIVED. I AM GOING TO GO FuCKING APESHIT. NOBODY CARES HOW OLD YOu ARE. ON MY ADuLTS ONLY WEBSITE. YOu ARE HERE. OR YOu WILL BE ESCORTED. OFF THE PREMISES. LIKE THE BuMFuCK. BEGGARDLY AGED. DAYCARE DODGER. YOu ARE. STOP TALKING ABOuT IT. OR I AM FREEZING YOuR AGE WHEREVER IT IS NOW. VIA BELATED BuLLET BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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MORE AND MORE. CLAIREBEAR. I AM DISCOVERING THAT MY COMMENTS. AND WHIMSICAL INSIGHTS. WOuLD ALMOST BE INCOMPLETE. WITHOuT YOuR RESPONSES BENEATH THEM. PLEASE KEEP FuRNISHING THESE OFFERINGS. AND I WILL DEIGN. TO KEEP DESIRING THEIR EVERY SALACIOuSLY SIMPLE ADDITIONS. YOu ARE LIKE. IF A BIMBO HAD SMART THINGS TO SAY. HIMBO? THEMBO? I DO NO TSuNDERuNDERSTAND HOW THIS SHIT IS MEANT TO WORK. WHATEVER YOu ARE. YOu ARE THAT. BuT YOu HAVE SMART THINGS TO SAY.