^v never understood why people can't leave a five star review anywhere. 'only the gods are perfect' rude ass. you'd dare rate one off them? these systems are meant ffor mortals, fool.
:> Not even gods ^re perfect so go ^he^d ^nd give five st^rs if it’s w^rr^nted, I s^y. <:
^v i have no grounds to disprove you so i'll take that into consideration. i'm all for rating mediocrity as it is
IF I'M RATIN ZOMETHIN FIVE ZTARZ THAT ZHIXT BETTER KNOCK MY ENCHANTED FUXKING ZOCKZ OFF. BETTER BE DOWNRIGHT TRANZCENDENTAL. THEY BETTER BE HONKIN MY FUCCKKIXNG BULGE FOR A FIVE ZTAR RATING #NZFW
^v just say you hate service workers bud
I REZPECT MY MINIONZ N LACKEYZ BUT IF I GIVE OUT FIVE ZTARZ FOR "JUZT GOOD" ZERVICE WHAT'Z THE FUXKING POINT. WHERE DO WE GO FROM THERE. THERE'Z NO ZIXTH ZTAR. LIKE CALLIN MY LEVEL TWO THINKPANFRYER THE EPITOME OF ZICKNAZTY ZPELLZ LIKE NO, DAWG, THAT OBJECTIVELY AIN'T THE BEZT IT COULD BE!!!⁙⁂
^v okay, sure. but have you not perffected that spell? is it not ffantastic qualyty for what it is? i get the sentiment but consider. you work your ass off. make a good product, do it consistently, even. you get a 3 star review because it was mid. this is a mid tier shop, anyway, as evident by the price level it was given. ^v boss is lyvid because the customer was apparently unsatisffied enough to not give 5 stars. that's what the rating system is for- seeing iff the employees are meeting the busyness's standards, not yours. it sits on their record lyke a stain. ^v so if the stafff was kind and your experience pleasant. satisfactory even. maybe rate a bit higher. what's really preventing you ffrom giving that last ⭐?
MAYBE THE EMPLOYEEZ ZHOULD BLOW THEIR BOZZ UP IF THEY'RE THAT ZHITTY. HOZTILE TAKEOVER. FUXK IT I'D DO IT FOR 'EM.
^v i bet they would if that kept their bills paid. hell, i'd help out too