ZDubs
@zestfulPhantasm
^v they/them only. none of that he or she stuff ^v lit major, professional ghostwriter, your least favorite streamer
^v rpff is far too common on this bitch off a planet imo. some of you are too comfortable playing dolls with real trolls
I dont get it since people arent going to do what the fic writers want so whats the point
^v hit send too soon. anyway, maybe don't send someone lyke me your marauderxringleader ffanfic disguised as a ffantasy circus horror story to be proofread. i don't want to read anything about hw faygo is used lyke that again
▲re you ok that sounds pretty weird like weirder than usual weird stuff
^v oh i'm fine. i've seen and read worse things, but i could stand to have better.
You deserve to read way better! Even if bad stuff can be funny sometimes, haha.
^v never understood why people can't leave a five star review anywhere. 'only the gods are perfect' rude ass. you'd dare rate one off them? these systems are meant ffor mortals, fool.
:> Not even gods ^re perfect so go ^he^d ^nd give five st^rs if it’s w^rr^nted, I s^y. <:
^v i have no grounds to disprove you so i'll take that into consideration. i'm all for rating mediocrity as it is
IF I'M RATIN ZOMETHIN FIVE ZTARZ THAT ZHIXT BETTER KNOCK MY ENCHANTED FUXKING ZOCKZ OFF. BETTER BE DOWNRIGHT TRANZCENDENTAL. THEY BETTER BE HONKIN MY FUCCKKIXNG BULGE FOR A FIVE ZTAR RATING #NZFW
^v just say you hate service workers bud
I REZPECT MY MINIONZ N LACKEYZ BUT IF I GIVE OUT FIVE ZTARZ FOR "JUZT GOOD" ZERVICE WHAT'Z THE FUXKING POINT. WHERE DO WE GO FROM THERE. THERE'Z NO ZIXTH ZTAR. LIKE CALLIN MY LEVEL TWO THINKPANFRYER THE EPITOME OF ZICKNAZTY ZPELLZ LIKE NO, DAWG, THAT OBJECTIVELY AIN'T THE BEZT IT COULD BE!!!⁙⁂
^v okay, sure. but have you not perffected that spell? is it not ffantastic qualyty for what it is? i get the sentiment but consider. you work your ass off. make a good product, do it consistently, even. you get a 3 star review because it was mid. this is a mid tier shop, anyway, as evident by the price level it was given. ^v boss is lyvid because the customer was apparently unsatisffied enough to not give 5 stars. that's what the rating system is for- seeing iff the employees are meeting the busyness's standards, not yours. it sits on their record lyke a stain. ^v so if the stafff was kind and your experience pleasant. satisfactory even. maybe rate a bit higher. what's really preventing you ffrom giving that last ⭐?
MAYBE THE EMPLOYEEZ ZHOULD BLOW THEIR BOZZ UP IF THEY'RE THAT ZHITTY. HOZTILE TAKEOVER. FUXK IT I'D DO IT FOR 'EM.
^v i bet they would if that kept their bills paid. hell, i'd help out too
^v did. did they put something new in those uncrustables that makes your mouth itchy and numb.
₍^. .^₎⟆ You m!ght be allerg!c…꠹
<<"i, um, i don't think so, i-i think you might be allergic...">>
^v i wasn't before! those damn companies cutting corners with random ffiller ingredients...
<<"i, um, i'm not a doctor, but i think allergies can develop over time... s-so it could be that...">>
^v i do knw this, and highly doubt i spontaneously maniffested an allergy to any major ingredients in a pb&j in the last perigee. but it makes one wonder.
^v affter much delyberation. i think my channel will beneffit from a change of pace. instead off video game playthroughs, i am considering transitioning to ffanfic dramatic readings. my next video will reflect this change.
^v going to be honest. that subnautica trailer is not giving me conffidence.
^v shame is a tool off oppression or whatever yeah but i think many could benefit from learning to discern what qualyffies as an inside thought and what's an outside one
^v one off these nights someone is going to ask about a bit i do and i'm gonna have to tell them to do their research. streaming for 8 sweeps means there's layers to my whole deal. gotta start ffrom the beginning to understand
I dont think I can do that but I think youre funny anyway
Haha i definitely dont but I think its cool when people figure out complicated stuff like whoa theyre so smary
^v what the ffuck is a blueblood bluesday. are we celebrating something that doesn't exist
I think it’s funny but one guy told me his lusus was a clam so like #silverlining
^v sorry. dropped my breakffast this evening and got a lyttle existential about it
^v a skillfully made ham, cheese and spinach omelette over rice. which was then horribly splattered on the kitchen lynoleum. then remade. at least my lusus seems to enjoy having a treat.
^v it's times lyke this where all you can do is wonder hw it all could have been diffferent
^v by editing btw. i mean for both jobs of mine. but proffessional editing is probably worse. repeated the same word three times in a sentence? take the great sword. lyfft it about yea high, slam it dwn ok?
^v sometimes i have to wonder why anyone even watches the content i make. i don't even want to rewatch some off the content i make but editing is lyke relyving your lyffe as you stand before the judge off the affterlyffe.
^v i won't lye. keep misreading fight night as fright night ^v was very conffused a moment ago and thought we were celebrating 6 perigees early
^v la𐨚y as hell to have an ai write your shitty misynformed review articles. let me write them instead ^v i'll write you blatant lyes and memes ffor ffree at that rate
damn ok yeah thatd make sense. thats too bad I bet you could make cool laws too
^v ffunny hw when you have a degree everyone automatically thinks you're supposed to be smart ^v do you knw hw many trolls with degrees out there are ffucking stupid