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@zestfulPhantasm
^v they/them only. none of that he or she stuff ^v lit major, professional ghostwriter, your least favorite streamer
>>| wondering how .other people pitch relationships .is going .on .or how they .ended. share some stories .if you have.
>>| that .isn't pitch .anymore .in my vision. perhaps you need to seek .aid to sort partner .out .or break .apart.
^v oh, we broke while back. but as a result of my psionics being not so controllable, i said some things that were taken too lyterally. and. well, ^v let's just say i don't have to worry about seeing them anymore.
^v hit send too soon. anyway, maybe don't send someone lyke me your marauderxringleader ffanfic disguised as a ffantasy circus horror story to be proofread. i don't want to read anything about hw faygo is used lyke that again
▲re you ok that sounds pretty weird like weirder than usual weird stuff
^v oh i'm fine. i've seen and read worse things, but i could stand to have better.
^v never understood why people can't leave a five star review anywhere. 'only the gods are perfect' rude ass. you'd dare rate one off them? these systems are meant ffor mortals, fool.
:> Not even gods ^re perfect so go ^he^d ^nd give five st^rs if it’s w^rr^nted, I s^y. <:
^v i have no grounds to disprove you so i'll take that into consideration. i'm all for rating mediocrity as it is
IF I'M RATIN ZOMETHIN FIVE ZTARZ THAT ZHIXT BETTER KNOCK MY ENCHANTED FUXKING ZOCKZ OFF. BETTER BE DOWNRIGHT TRANZCENDENTAL. THEY BETTER BE HONKIN MY FUCCKKIXNG BULGE FOR A FIVE ZTAR RATING #NZFW
^v just say you hate service workers bud
I REZPECT MY MINIONZ N LACKEYZ BUT IF I GIVE OUT FIVE ZTARZ FOR "JUZT GOOD" ZERVICE WHAT'Z THE FUXKING POINT. WHERE DO WE GO FROM THERE. THERE'Z NO ZIXTH ZTAR. LIKE CALLIN MY LEVEL TWO THINKPANFRYER THE EPITOME OF ZICKNAZTY ZPELLZ LIKE NO, DAWG, THAT OBJECTIVELY AIN'T THE BEZT IT COULD BE!!!⁙⁂
^v okay, sure. but have you not perffected that spell? is it not ffantastic qualyty for what it is? i get the sentiment but consider. you work your ass off. make a good product, do it consistently, even. you get a 3 star review because it was mid. this is a mid tier shop, anyway, as evident by the price level it was given. ^v boss is lyvid because the customer was apparently unsatisffied enough to not give 5 stars. that's what the rating system is for- seeing iff the employees are meeting the busyness's standards, not yours. it sits on their record lyke a stain. ^v so if the stafff was kind and your experience pleasant. satisfactory even. maybe rate a bit higher. what's really preventing you ffrom giving that last ⭐?
MAYBE THE EMPLOYEEZ ZHOULD BLOW THEIR BOZZ UP IF THEY'RE THAT ZHITTY. HOZTILE TAKEOVER. FUXK IT I'D DO IT FOR 'EM.
^v i bet they would if that kept their bills paid. hell, i'd help out too
^v did. did they put something new in those uncrustables that makes your mouth itchy and numb.
<<"i, um, i don't think so, i-i think you might be allergic...">>
^v i wasn't before! those damn companies cutting corners with random ffiller ingredients...
<<"i, um, i'm not a doctor, but i think allergies can develop over time... s-so it could be that...">>
^v i do knw this, and highly doubt i spontaneously maniffested an allergy to any major ingredients in a pb&j in the last perigee. but it makes one wonder.
^v affter much delyberation. i think my channel will beneffit from a change of pace. instead off video game playthroughs, i am considering transitioning to ffanfic dramatic readings. my next video will reflect this change.
Women are now legally allowed to kill up to two men per month.
^v does this lw extend to nonbinary individuals or is there some other rulyng ffor them?
No. An announcement for nonbinary individuals is still in the works.
^v one off these nights someone is going to ask about a bit i do and i'm gonna have to tell them to do their research. streaming for 8 sweeps means there's layers to my whole deal. gotta start ffrom the beginning to understand
I dont think I can do that but I think youre funny anyway
>>| ping
== ...and before i forget... yes... i said video games are art... i stand firm on this... ==
Not even remotely a controversial take, but you are so strong.
^v it is also controversial onlyne. iff under the unffortunate circumstances off being in the right (read: wrong) circles.
Whyre people so worried about chests its way more important to do workouts that get your full body 💪
^v some people only have one thing on their minds and it's saddening. glad to see a glymmer off wisdom on the tl. ^v people should think about the lwer body just as much as the upper.
^v sorry. dropped my breakffast this evening and got a lyttle existential about it
^v a skillfully made ham, cheese and spinach omelette over rice. which was then horribly splattered on the kitchen lynoleum. then remade. at least my lusus seems to enjoy having a treat.
Whatever gender I’m assigned know that you’re both wrong and right simultaneously at all times.
<Onĕ ŏf măny jŏys / ĭn lĭfĕ ĭs gĕttĭng / tŏ bĕ ŏbnŏxĭŏŭs ŏn / thĕ ĭntĕrnĕt bĕcăŭsĕ I'll / nĕvĕr knŏw ăt lĕăst / 90 pĕrcĕnt ŏf yŏŭ / pĕrsŏnălly.>