THE WIZARD!!!⁙⁂
@conjuringmyfuckingSpells
I'M KINDA A BIG FUCKXSING DEAL DON'T FUCCKSX WITH ME OR I'LL CAZT ZPELLZ ON YOUR BITCHXH AZZ!!!⁙⁂ MY GENDER IZ WIZARD. GUEZZ MY PRONOUNZ CORRECTLY OR GET FRIED DUMBAZZ!!!
HEY FCXKFACEZ IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU ZHOULD CUZ I'M THE ZICKNAZTIEZT CAZTER OF #ZPELLZ ZINCE MY BAZED AZ FUCKXKC ANCEZTOR (AND YEA I'M TAKING THEIR NAME CUZ ITZ RAD AZ FUCKX!!!↯×!↯×!!▽☆) WE'RE TALKING LEVEL THREE BLOOD EXPLOZIONZ AND ENHANCED TEZTICULAR TORZION I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND BITXZCH!!!!▽☆ FELLOW TRAVELLERZ OF THE #ARCANNIHILATION PATH HIT ME THE FCCZKX UP, ZCIENCE CUCKZ DNI UNLEZZ YOU WANNA GET YO ZHIT #ROCKED!!!⁙⁂
DUMBAZZ ADVENTURERZ ALWAYZ COMPLAININ BOUT MY HEAL ZPELLZ. GUEZZ WHAT DIPZXHIT IF YOU CAN CHUG YOUR ZHXITTY LITTLE POTIONZ I CAN CAZT ZTITCH MALADIEZ. BUILD AROUND IT OR DIE!!!⁙⁂
ZORRY I BEEN QUIET ON THIZ ZHIXZT NEW FLARP ZEAZON DROPPED N DUMBAZZ ADVENTURERZ KEEP THINKIN MY TOWER'Z GONNA BE ZTACKED WIT FAT LOOT LIKE THEY RIGHT BUT THAT ZHIT MINE BEGONE IF YOU DON'T WANNA BECOME AN URBAN LEGEND!!!⁙⁂ #WIZARDPOZTING
Hm. Phylactery.
It would seem that the Catholic Doc Scratch is now observing Jewish religious practices. My Torah is, of course, not around my neck.
shawty wanna fuck #nsfw
[ >BEHOLDETH, A MOST BECOMING IMAGE OF THE WIZARD (THAT WOULD BE I, AKRAVI CASTENAME, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD) TO GRACETH THINE FEEDS AND FUELETH MINE EGO TO ASTRONOMICAL PROPORTIONS HTTPS://F2.TOYHOU.SE/FILE/F2-TOYHOU-SE/IMAGES/119823992_CSHZHL2VFC0AO7E.PNG_ ]
iM not trying to be Mean i just think its nrdy nrdy isnt a bad thinnng
[ >CAN YE GET THINE OWN POST BEFORE I START CASTING SPELLS AT THE BOTH OF THEE_ ]
What are you talking about right noW??? i sriously dont knoW What youre talking about ./
./ youre Making such a big deal of this for no fucking reason dude sriously he Was jabbing at Me back iM sure he can pick his oWn fights Without you stepping in and going savior coMplex ovr Me saying soMeone Was a nrd playfully for rping??? so What??? I DO THAT TOO??? IM A NERD??? SO WHAT???
[ >WHILST THAT HOLDS TRUTH, THE WIZARD IS A STUDENT OF THE ARCANE, A FOLLOWER OF THE TEACHINGS OF THE INFINITELY WISE TROLL MERLIN, NOT A MERE 'NERD' OR TWO-BIT HACK PRETENDING TO BREWETH POTIONS IN THE ABLUTIONTRAP LIKE A WIGGLER OUT OF MUD AND TWIGS! (THE WIZARD ALSO DOTH BE A MEMBER OF THE SANDSTRIDE WIZARDRY UNION UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF THE SANDSTRIDE MAGISTERS COUNCIL TO BOOT)_ ]
cool and aWesoMe dude keep doing your Wizard shit and ill just fuck off or soMething noW sorry for calling you a nrd and having soMe jackass retaliate for you ./
7H47 74I1 I5 R3411Y 5W337!!!! WH3R3 DID Y0U 637 I7!!!! 𖡊
[ >THE WIZARD WAS BLESSED WITH IT FROM ITS HATCHING! SHOULD MINE SPELLS OR BREWS BE NOT ENOUGH TO WARDETH OFF AN ADVERSARY ONE YUCKY STINGER IS SURE TO DO THE TRICK_ ]
[ >BEHOLDETH, THE REMAINS OF MINE NOW-FORMER APPRENTICE WHO WAS CAUGHT USING SCRIBEGPT. LITERALLY WHY DID HE DO THAT. DID HE THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE. HE KEPT THE FUCKING PROMPT RESPONSE IN IT WAS BRIGHT AS FUCKING DAY HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/11/IMAGE.PNG_ ]
࣪⊹₊˚{ KABOOOOM! die die die DIEEEE! \}^0^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
deserved.
>>| now that .is the stuff. good for you.
[ >🔮🦂 <- ME PONDERING MINE ORB. IF THOU EVEN CARE_ ]
WHAT DO U DO WHEN U FAZHION UR ENTIRE IDENTITY AROUND UR ZICKAZZ WIZARD ANCEZTOR AND THEN U FIND OUT ZOMEONE'Z DOING YOUR THING BUT ZEZTIER PART OF ME WANTZ TO KILL EM BUT ALZO I REZPECT THEIR #WIZARDZWAG U ZEE THE DILEMMA
:33 < make out with them
wizards and wytches arent quite the same, but maybe you could invyte them to make a cyrcle of mayjiik wyth you?
[|87 :: e;ther k;ss them or form a coven w;th them. call ;t shadow wyzard money gang or some sh;t
[ >EVIL LIGHT DENIZENS OF THE REALM, FOR THE FUCKING WIZARD IS OFF TO TAKETH A SLEEP MOST SINISTER AND DIABOLICAL_ ]
HIGHBLOODZ BETTER WATCH THEY MOUTHZ IF THEY DON'T WANNA GET HIT WIT THE !!↯× R A I N O F Z P I D E R Z !!⁙⁂ #ZPELLZ
i cast sea of spider devvourin lizards
vvile fuckin sludgemage I CAST FLAMIN SKYSHARKNADO
<Okăy... Bŭt whăt ĭf. / Pĕrchăncĕ. Thĕ hĭgh blŏŏd / ĭn qŭĕstĭŏn lĭkĕs spĭdĕrs. / Whăt's thĕ băck ŭp / spĕll>
<Dămn thăt's ă gŏŏd / ŏnĕ. I'm gŏnnă hăvĕ / tŏ ădd thăt tŏ / thĕ bŏŏks.>
[ >HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/06/ELECTROS-POWER-CAN-NOT-BE-CONTAINED-V0-8G9ZDU5UMLR51.PNG_ ]
th1s 1s so real for them
[ >#WIZARDPOSTING #GIF #FLASHING? HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/YPY2IIEQBZQAAAAJ/EVIL-FUCKING.GIF_ ]
[ >CASTETH A SPELL AT THEE! NOT TELLING WHICH ONE THOUGH! LIKE, FIGURE IT OUT FOR THINESELF!_ ]
fuck i lovve castin spells i lovve havvin a flashy holographic glyph appear in the air wwhen i conjure some devvastatin evvocation
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, MAN. THIS IS A BIG STEP TOWARDS NOT BEING PAN-ROTTINGLY INSUFFERABLE TO BE AROUND BECAUSE YOU ONLY EVER TALK ABOUT THE ONE THING YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HATING.
thanks kar its a real wweight off my nub that i can just be upfront about the wwhole thing noww
I'M PROUD OF YOU, DUDE. WE SHOULD REALLY HANG OUT MORE NOW THAT IT DOESN'T SICKEN ME TO LOOK AT YOU TO MY VERY CORE.
{iF YoU LiKe tHaT StArT DoInG MuLtIpLe iNcAnTaTiOn sPeLlS, sOmE Of tHeM SuMmOn gLyPh rInGs aRoUnD YoU.}
again im proud a ya bambino, keep on castin (an yes that is a fish joke)
Orb posting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/488ac2fbf2ad.png
#orbposting :3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78aa856ab673.jpg
You heard it here folks, get those orbs out.
Oh it is breathtaking.
LMAOOOOOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THIS???
i kno rite? this ones my fav i got it from combinin the companion book on calmasiss majyykal artifacts && a rose quartz cluster my mum kept in her stuff lol
I TALK A LOTTA ZHIT N WHILE I ZTILL THINK YOU'RE WACK IF YOU CALL EM """"PZIONICZ"""" INZTEAD A ZICKNAZTY MAGIC POWERZ (WHICH IZ WHAT THEY ARE) MY PUZHER ZTILL BEATZ FOR ALL MY GOLDBLOODED HOMIEZ. HEART EMOJI.
THE GOLDBLOODZ ARE ALL ONLINE AT THE ZAME TIME CUZ OUR CYCLEZ ARE ZYNCED BTW IF UR NOT A GOLDIE YOU WON'T GET IT #TRUTH #LIE #FIGUREITOUT
ha ha y0u get it
A ZEA OF YELLOW MY BLOOD RUNZ GOLD ZTEP TO MY ZHIT I'LL CAZT THE ZPELL THAT MAKEZ YOU OLD
o| Oh sHiT DuDe, DiD U MaKe oLd iSlAnD, dId yOu mAkE ThE IsLaNd tHaT MaKeS YoU OlD |o
This is why I never crxss thxse xf a magical persuasixn... Very scary!!! Keep up the gxxd wxrk The Wizard!!! :)))
:33< we love #girlbulge on this site :33< and dont get it twisted i do sooo meowch :33< but i also love #boynook and #nonbinarybutt a lot! :33< #nsfw
c< iNcredibly true!!!! >c
:33< nyathing but respect fur all the purrivates of all the peopurr :33< #nsfw
GETTIN TIRED OF FLARPERZ THINKIN MY ZICKAZZ FLOATIN WIZARD TOWER WOULD BE A ZWAG PLACE TO LOOT AND/OR ZTAGE EPIC BATTLEZ AROUND LIKE YEA THEY'RE RIGHT BUT I'M ZTILL GONNA CAZT DARK INVERZION ON UR AZZ IF YOU ZTEP TO MY ZHIXT!!!↯× #VIOLENCE #ZPELLCAZTING #FLARP
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points! :33 < mewr super cool!!
listen sometimes trolls just want a cool tower to explore. prommi we will not take anything. pro8a8ly
LIEZ I KNOW Y'ALL ARE EYIN UP MY #CURZEDORB DON'T DENY YOU HEAR ITZ ZWEET YET MACABRE ZONG CALL TO YOU
NUH UH !! ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ MY HEAR DUCTS AND GANDER8UL8S ARE CLOSED !! I SWEAARRRR !!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against FLARPERZ or get your property legally classified as a no-FLARP zone, i know a guy who can make it happen
NAW I DON'T FUCKX WIT THE LITIGATORADICATORZ. LEGALMANCY IZ WACK AZ FUXKC.
FOR ZALE:⁖ WRETCHED HOMUNCULUZ ACCEPTING OFFERZ OF CURZED AND/OR ENCHANTED GOODZ #AD #MERCANTILIZM
you're sellin' yourself, friend?
I Have A Preserved +roll Head, No+ Sure If I+ Can +alk, Bu+ Defini+ely Spreads Bad Vibes. Would You Be In+eres+ed In +rade?
CAN PROLLY UZE THAT FOR ZMTH I'LL CONZIDER IT 👍👍