THE WIZARD!!!⁙⁂
@conjuringmyfuckingSpells
I'M KINDA A BIG FUCKXSING DEAL DON'T FUCCKSX WITH ME OR I'LL CAZT ZPELLZ ON YOUR BITCHXH AZZ!!!⁙⁂ MY GENDER IZ WIZARD. GUEZZ MY PRONOUNZ CORRECTLY OR GET FRIED DUMBAZZ!!!
DUMBAZZ ADVENTURERZ ALWAYZ COMPLAININ BOUT MY HEAL ZPELLZ. GUEZZ WHAT DIPZXHIT IF YOU CAN CHUG YOUR ZHXITTY LITTLE POTIONZ I CAN CAZT ZTITCH MALADIEZ. BUILD AROUND IT OR DIE!!!⁙⁂
ZORRY I BEEN QUIET ON THIZ ZHIXZT NEW FLARP ZEAZON DROPPED N DUMBAZZ ADVENTURERZ KEEP THINKIN MY TOWER'Z GONNA BE ZTACKED WIT FAT LOOT LIKE THEY RIGHT BUT THAT ZHIT MINE BEGONE IF YOU DON'T WANNA BECOME AN URBAN LEGEND!!!⁙⁂ #WIZARDPOZTING
WHAT DO U DO WHEN U FAZHION UR ENTIRE IDENTITY AROUND UR ZICKAZZ WIZARD ANCEZTOR AND THEN U FIND OUT ZOMEONE'Z DOING YOUR THING BUT ZEZTIER PART OF ME WANTZ TO KILL EM BUT ALZO I REZPECT THEIR #WIZARDZWAG U ZEE THE DILEMMA
wizards and wytches arent quite the same, but maybe you could invyte them to make a cyrcle of mayjiik wyth you?
[|87 :: e;ther k;ss them or form a coven w;th them. call ;t shadow wyzard money gang or some sh;t
HIGHBLOODZ BETTER WATCH THEY MOUTHZ IF THEY DON'T WANNA GET HIT WIT THE !!↯× R A I N O F Z P I D E R Z !!⁙⁂ #ZPELLZ
i cast sea of spider devvourin lizards
vvile fuckin sludgemage I CAST FLAMIN SKYSHARKNADO
<Okăy... Bŭt whăt ĭf. / Pĕrchăncĕ. Thĕ hĭgh blŏŏd / ĭn qŭĕstĭŏn lĭkĕs spĭdĕrs. / Whăt's thĕ băck ŭp / spĕll>
<Dămn thăt's ă gŏŏd / ŏnĕ. I'm gŏnnă hăvĕ / tŏ ădd thăt tŏ / thĕ bŏŏks.>
I TALK A LOTTA ZHIT N WHILE I ZTILL THINK YOU'RE WACK IF YOU CALL EM """"PZIONICZ"""" INZTEAD A ZICKNAZTY MAGIC POWERZ (WHICH IZ WHAT THEY ARE) MY PUZHER ZTILL BEATZ FOR ALL MY GOLDBLOODED HOMIEZ. HEART EMOJI.
THE GOLDBLOODZ ARE ALL ONLINE AT THE ZAME TIME CUZ OUR CYCLEZ ARE ZYNCED BTW IF UR NOT A GOLDIE YOU WON'T GET IT #TRUTH #LIE #FIGUREITOUT
A ZEA OF YELLOW MY BLOOD RUNZ GOLD ZTEP TO MY ZHIT I'LL CAZT THE ZPELL THAT MAKEZ YOU OLD
o| Oh sHiT DuDe, DiD U MaKe oLd iSlAnD, dId yOu mAkE ThE IsLaNd tHaT MaKeS YoU OlD |o
This is why I never crxss thxse xf a magical persuasixn... Very scary!!! Keep up the gxxd wxrk The Wizard!!! :)))
GETTIN TIRED OF FLARPERZ THINKIN MY ZICKAZZ FLOATIN WIZARD TOWER WOULD BE A ZWAG PLACE TO LOOT AND/OR ZTAGE EPIC BATTLEZ AROUND LIKE YEA THEY'RE RIGHT BUT I'M ZTILL GONNA CAZT DARK INVERZION ON UR AZZ IF YOU ZTEP TO MY ZHIXT!!!↯× #VIOLENCE #ZPELLCAZTING #FLARP
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points! :33 < mewr super cool!!
listen sometimes trolls just want a cool tower to explore. prommi we will not take anything. pro8a8ly
LIEZ I KNOW Y'ALL ARE EYIN UP MY #CURZEDORB DON'T DENY YOU HEAR ITZ ZWEET YET MACABRE ZONG CALL TO YOU
NUH UH !! ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ MY HEAR DUCTS AND GANDER8UL8S ARE CLOSED !! I SWEAARRRR !!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against FLARPERZ or get your property legally classified as a no-FLARP zone, i know a guy who can make it happen
NAW I DON'T FUCKX WIT THE LITIGATORADICATORZ. LEGALMANCY IZ WACK AZ FUXKC.
FOR ZALE:⁖ WRETCHED HOMUNCULUZ ACCEPTING OFFERZ OF CURZED AND/OR ENCHANTED GOODZ #AD #MERCANTILIZM
I Have A Preserved +roll Head, No+ Sure If I+ Can +alk, Bu+ Defini+ely Spreads Bad Vibes. Would You Be In+eres+ed In +rade?
CAN PROLLY UZE THAT FOR ZMTH I'LL CONZIDER IT 👍👍
BOUNCIN ON IT IN A DEZTRUCTIVE WAY THAT BLOWZ HIZ ZHIXT ZMOOVE OFF!!!▽☆ #NZFW #VIOLENCE #TOZMITHEREENZ
that's that 6osh darn penis explosion spell!
ZHAWTY WANNA FUXCK ZHAWTY LIKEZ IT ROUGH AND ZHE GOT A BIG, OILY BUTT A BIG ROUND WET MCMUFFIN #NZFW #NOWLIZTENING
WOMEN FEAR ME. FIZH WANT ME. MEN TURN THEIR GAZE AZ I FLOAT PAZT. I'M CAZTING LEVEL FOUR ELECTROCUTION ON THE WATERZ AND IF A ZEADWELLER GETZ CAUGHT IN THE CROZZFIRE WE CALL IT AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. #FIZHINGFRIDAY #VIOLENCE
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; ♡︎h NOOESS y♡︎u g♡︎n electr♡︎cute me ye eel LMAOO ;❀ .˚○ • °
TOLD THE COUNCIL OF ZOURCEROR'Z I'D WORK ON MY CAZTING DIDN'T ZAY WHAT KIND!!!▽☆ #FIZHINGFRIDAY
#INMYZYLLADEX:⁖ EVIL GRIMOIRE;⁖ EYE OF NEWT;⁖ BALL OF GLUE;⁖ VAPE PEN (CITRUZ);⁖ RUBIK'Z CUBE;⁖ ORB OF MANY COLOURZ;⁖ MURKY LIQUID;⁖
∻Y☢u f☢rg☢t s☢me bitches, y☢u clearly need th☢se.∻
YEAH IT'Z KINDA ZICK IT'Z GOT ALL ZORTZ IN THERE EVEN THE ZICKNAZTY KIND TROLLZ CAN'T UZUALLY ZEE
BITXHCEZ AIN'T LOYAL THEY'RE ALWAYZ TRYING TO ZTEAL MY WICKED CURZED AMULET #MYAMULET
@marioZtarz CHIP OFF TROLL WHOMP'Z COCK #NZFW
LOZERZ BE LIKE "OOUOGGHHH WHAT IF NONE OF THIZ IZ REAL" BITXCH I'M ZUMMONING ZTACKZ FROM NOTHING MY POCKETZ ARE WEIGHED DOWN WITH DOUBLOONZ WHEN I MOVE IT ZOUNDZ LIKE A COIN PUZHER IN THERE I'M REAL AZ FUCXXK!!!!▽☆ GET OVER IT!!!!↯×
#FIGHTNIGHT:⁖ ZWAG. AWEZOME. NO POWERZ? NO MAGICKZ? WACK AZ FUCK!!!⁙⁂ WHATZ THE POINT IF ZOME DUDE DOEZN'T GET THE TEN HELLZ CAZT ON HIM #VIOLENCE WE NEED #WIZARDDUELNIGHT OR ZOME ZHIT
THIZ ONE GOEZ OUT TO ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE OUT THERE THE UNFILLED QUADRANTZ, THE WIDOWERZ, THE CRAVING AND THIRZTY:⁖ #LOL #LMAO
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THIZ #420 I'M ZMOKIN THAT GOOD ZHIT I'M NOT TALKING BOUT NO DOLLAR ZTORE HERBZ AND ZPICEZ I MEAN THAT ZTRAIGHT UP NAZTY GARBAGE THAT ROTZ UR LUNGZ AND ZIZZLEZ YOUR PAN AND I'M DOIN IT THROUGH ALL MANNER OF PECULIAR AND AMUZING PIPEZ YOU WIZH YOU WERE BLAZING IT AZ WHIMZICALLY AZ ME BITCZHX!!!▽☆ #ZUBZTANCEZ