THE WIZARD!!!
@conjuringmyfuckingSpells
I'M KINDA A BIG FUCKXSING DEAL DON'T FUCCKSX WITH ME OR I'LL CAZT ZPELLZ ON YOUR BITCHXH AZZ!!!⁙⁂ MY GENDER IZ WIZARD. GUEZZ MY PRONOUNZ CORRECTLY OR GET FRIED DUMBAZZ!!!
BITXHXT I'M BACK OUT MY COMA TELL ME YOUR FAVE #ZPELL IN THE REPLIEZ IT WON'T BE COOLER THAN BLOOD EXPLOZION BUT I WANNA KNOW WHAT KINDA ZHIXT GETZ PEONZ GOING #MAGICMONDAY
NEW TREND I CONJURED INTO BEING EVERY NIGHT IZ A MAGICAL ONE BUT #MAGICMONDAY IZ THE DEZIGNATED DAY OF ZICKNAZTY ZORCERY UNTIL I DECIDE A DIFFERENT DAY IZ COOLER
Burden of Pain. If a friend ends up getting hurt I can choose to take the injury for them so they can keep safe
I'LL ADMIT THIZ ZXHIT IZ HELLA UZEFUL I COULD NOT IMAGINE HAVING TO BE A POWERLEZZ WAGECUCK & TOIL FOR HOURZ JUZT TO EAT. ZUMMON FREZH HOAGIE HELL YEA
NAWH I AINT ABOUT THAT PITY ZHHIXT IF THEY DIE THEY DIE #ZADBUTTRUE IF THEY'RE ZWAG I'D REZZURECT THEM AZ A LOYAL BRO-MINION THO
HELL FUXKCIGN YEAH THAT'Z ZOME NAZTY ZHIT NOT AZ VIZCERAL AZ BLOOD EXPLOZION BUT ZTILL #ZINIZTERZORCERY
Depends on th' orrgan. Dissolvin' th' lungs is prretty viscerral. Orr maybe it just feels that way? Hmn. Oh. Eyeball spiderrs suck but I guess if yerr lookin' ferr viscerral ones that might tickle yerr fancy. #horrrrorr #gorre
See I just come back in general! If I die it's literally just like waiting in a room for a bit and wham. So I am fine with using my magic to keep others safe it costs nothing.
TRUE THAT IDK I'D PROBABLY RATHER ZUMMON LAVA OR ACID FOR LIQUIFICATION PURPOZEZ THAT'Z JUZT #ME THO
TONIGHT I AM PONDERING MY FUXKCIVNG ORB LIKE IT'Z GOING OUT OF ZTYLE JUZT ZTRAIGHT UP #PEEPING THAT ZHIT OCULAR ZTYLE ZUCH THAT THE MYRIAD TRUTHZ ARE LAID BARE. KIND OF FUCXKCING ROUTINE AT THIZ POINT TEE BEE HAYCH °•★•°◯°•☆•° < MY ORB #MYORB
HEY FCXKFACEZ IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU ZHOULD CUZ I'M THE ZICKNAZTIEZT CAZTER OF #ZPELLZ ZINCE MY BAZED AZ FUCKXKC ANCEZTOR (AND YEA I'M TAKING THEIR NAME CUZ ITZ RAD AZ FUCKX!!!↯×!↯×!!▽☆) WE'RE TALKING LEVEL THREE BLOOD EXPLOZIONZ AND ENHANCED TEZTICULAR TORZION I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND BITXZCH!!!!▽☆ FELLOW TRAVELLERZ OF THE #ARCANNIHILATION PATH HIT ME THE FCCZKX UP, ZCIENCE CUCKZ DNI UNLEZZ YOU WANNA GET YO ZHIT #ROCKED!!!⁙⁂
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I GOT FXKDGIN JUJU-JUICE COURZING THROUGH MY VEINZ I'M ON THAT MERLIN ZHIXT TRY AND ZTOP ME!!!↯×
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NAW MY MAGICKZ ARE ANYTHING BUT HOLY I DON'T FXUCK WITH THAT MIRTHFUL TRIPE THAT'Z ZOME hehe-haha 🤡 BULLZZXHIT
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