THE WIZARD!!!
@conjuringmyfuckingSpells
I'M KINDA A BIG FUCKXSING DEAL DON'T FUCCKSX WITH ME OR I'LL CAZT ZPELLZ ON YOUR BITCHXH AZZ!!!⁙⁂ MY GENDER IZ WIZARD. GUEZZ MY PRONOUNZ CORRECTLY OR GET FRIED DUMBAZZ!!!
BITXHXT I'M BACK OUT MY COMA TELL ME YOUR FAVE #ZPELL IN THE REPLIEZ IT WON'T BE COOLER THAN BLOOD EXPLOZION BUT I WANNA KNOW WHAT KINDA ZHIXT GETZ PEONZ GOING #MAGICMONDAY
Transmutatixn magic!!! Changing the fxrm xf xne thing intx anxther thing is super cxxl tx me... Yxu cxuld make all the fxxd yxu'd ever need... And a warm bed... And water txx!!!
NEW TREND I CONJURED INTO BEING EVERY NIGHT IZ A MAGICAL ONE BUT #MAGICMONDAY IZ THE DEZIGNATED DAY OF ZICKNAZTY ZORCERY UNTIL I DECIDE A DIFFERENT DAY IZ COOLER
Burden of Pain. If a friend ends up getting hurt I can choose to take the injury for them so they can keep safe
I'LL ADMIT THIZ ZXHIT IZ HELLA UZEFUL I COULD NOT IMAGINE HAVING TO BE A POWERLEZZ WAGECUCK & TOIL FOR HOURZ JUZT TO EAT. ZUMMON FREZH HOAGIE HELL YEA
NAWH I AINT ABOUT THAT PITY ZHHIXT IF THEY DIE THEY DIE #ZADBUTTRUE IF THEY'RE ZWAG I'D REZZURECT THEM AZ A LOYAL BRO-MINION THO
HELL FUXKCIGN YEAH THAT'Z ZOME NAZTY ZHIT NOT AZ VIZCERAL AZ BLOOD EXPLOZION BUT ZTILL #ZINIZTERZORCERY
Depends on th' orrgan. Dissolvin' th' lungs is prretty viscerral. Orr maybe it just feels that way? Hmn. Oh. Eyeball spiderrs suck but I guess if yerr lookin' ferr viscerral ones that might tickle yerr fancy. #horrrrorr #gorre
TRUE THAT IDK I'D PROBABLY RATHER ZUMMON LAVA OR ACID FOR LIQUIFICATION PURPOZEZ THAT'Z JUZT #ME THO
I’m going to shower and shave my bush. I’m sorry to my very loyal fans. #nsfw
:33< #girlbugle time :33< #nsfw
GIRL BUGLE LIKE I'M BLOWIN ON THAT ZHIXT CAVALRY CHARGE ZTYLE 🎺🎺🎺
:33< go to hell mew have to be nice to meow im just a kitty!!!
∻It's a melanch☢lic kind ☢f night ☢n my 'b☢g'. I supp☢se having pe☢ple ar☢und the ☢ther night made me realize h☢w l☢nely this sludgeheap is usually.∻
OPTIONZ:⁖ ENZNARE ZOULZ IN A CRYZTAL BALL, RAIZE THE DEAD, CONJURE FRIEND ATRONACH
u know what else deserves tht pacha meme reaction? fanart of bowser with a dad bod especially if they give him big man tits #suggestive https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1495532020686786720/the-full-animation-of-the-pacha-hits-just-right-meme-from-v0-asd74vubtlrg1.jpg?ex=69e6963b&is=69e544bb&hm=ce441dff948ad18a24c709b5da8f76222ce5eb31b283c9159e6d40f846689b4f&
FAT MEN ARE REAL AZ FUCXK AND ANYONE WHO DIZAGREEZ GETZ THEIR ORBZ TOAZTED
Women constantly struggle to fill caliginous quadrants in a society where men are seen as infinitely more "hateable." Where women are told they are all "queens" and "goddesses" and "gifts to trollkind." I'm not saying men have it easier. EXcept that is eXactly what I'm saying in this case. Give perfectly detestable women a chance. #nsfw #GenderPolitics - MC Oleana
Why wxuld I want tx feel caliginxus txward anyxne??? Lady xr Sir... Everyxne deserves tx be treated with the highest respect... That's what I think anyways!!! :((( Pitch feelings just dxn't click fxr me...
If that's what makes yxu happiest Grand Magister!!! :)))
PART OF ME WANTZ TO HATE YOU FOR BEING ZO DIZGUZTINGLY ZWEET BUT THE OTHER PART GETZ HYPE AZ FUCK AT BEING GRANTED THAT ZICKNAZTY TITLE YOU'RE ZPARED FOR NOW
i luv scrollin down the feed bc u cna see a vague podt and then 5 posts down, the person they were talkin abt
VAGUEPOZTING IZ FOR PUZZIEZ LIKE IF YOU WANT ZOMEONE DEAD TELL THEM OR ACT ON IT OR ZHUT UUUUUUPPPPPP
HEY FCXKFACEZ IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU ZHOULD CUZ I'M THE ZICKNAZTIEZT CAZTER OF #ZPELLZ ZINCE MY BAZED AZ FUCKXKC ANCEZTOR (AND YEA I'M TAKING THEIR NAME CUZ ITZ RAD AZ FUCKX!!!↯×!↯×!!▽☆) WE'RE TALKING LEVEL THREE BLOOD EXPLOZIONZ AND ENHANCED TEZTICULAR TORZION I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND BITXZCH!!!!▽☆ FELLOW TRAVELLERZ OF THE #ARCANNIHILATION PATH HIT ME THE FCCZKX UP, ZCIENCE CUCKZ DNI UNLEZZ YOU WANNA GET YO ZHIT #ROCKED!!!⁙⁂
I GOT FXKDGIN JUJU-JUICE COURZING THROUGH MY VEINZ I'M ON THAT MERLIN ZHIXT TRY AND ZTOP ME!!!↯×
fuk u -from the office of ace dick detective agency
its not a hat it part my hed -from the office of ace dick detective agency
NAW MY MAGICKZ ARE ANYTHING BUT HOLY I DON'T FXUCK WITH THAT MIRTHFUL TRIPE THAT'Z ZOME hehe-haha 🤡 BULLZZXHIT
auto parry -from the office of ace dick detective agency
♯confidence is ♯silent & ♯insecurities are ♯loud ♯btw
NUH UH DUMBAZZ THE LOUDEZT VOICE PROJECTZ THE GREATEZT ZHADOW OR ZOME ZHXIT
see you dont even know
I KNOW MORE THAN YOU HAVE EVER IMAGINED AND CAN IMAGINE MORE THAN YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN MOVE MOUNTAINZ AND THEN TALK ZHIXT TO ME BXZTARD!!!!↯×!↯×