THE WIZARD!!!⁙⁂
@conjuringmyfuckingSpells
I'M KINDA A BIG FUCKXSING DEAL DON'T FUCCKSX WITH ME OR I'LL CAZT ZPELLZ ON YOUR BITCHXH AZZ!!!⁙⁂ MY GENDER IZ WIZARD. GUEZZ MY PRONOUNZ CORRECTLY OR GET FRIED DUMBAZZ!!!
(tw: #thirstyp9sting #swearing #9min9uslanguage #suggestive #s9rt9f #celi6acymenti9n #m9relikealack9fit) My previ9us..."chitt", garnered quite the attenti9n. I was stating a seri9us inquiry 9f utm9st imp9rtance. M9re9ver, I've als9 gained a f9ll9wer 9r tw9. This is peculiar mainly 6y the title 9f such an acti9n. I'm 6eing f9ll9wed? I can 6e 69th the f9ll9wer and f9ll9wee? I fail t9 find that at least a slight 6it entertaining specifically f9r the eeriness 9f the term. 9h, and additi9nally, 6ef9re I f9rget. I ap9l9gize f9r my lack 9f tags in reference t9 individuals 9f different statures. It merely slipped my mind t9 d9 such a thing 9n acc9unt 9f my excitement up9n seeing a myriad 9f (admittedly delecta6le, c9me 9n n9w, wh9 needs celi6acy anyway?) individuals 9n this site. I'll n9t f9rget fr9m n9w 9n. Anyway. I am Kankri Vantas. 9ne 9f many, and far fr9m the last, I presume. The search f9r the 6ad h9es g9es 9n.
THIZ YOU? #NZFW #ZUGGEZTIVE httpz:⁖//64.media.tumblr.com/0e54451b92765393f2febdb89e2c159a/29e03de29eae3a43-59/z1280x1920/f44bd110750a6fdf5b4cde8c43842c0cb5a1c354.png
H9w did y9u get this picture 9f me.
1'm pl4y1ng #Ch3ss wh1l3 th3 r3st of you 4r3 pl4y1ng #Ch3ck3rs.
I AM PLAYING CHEZZ WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING CHEZZ LIKE AN IDIOT!!!⁙⁂
Pl4y m3.
[ >ALL THIS TALK ABOUT EVIL SELVES WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A PEEP TO THE WIZARD? WERE THERE SUCH A THING AS AN EVILLER VERSION OF MINESELF, IT WOULD ONLY BE FITTING FOR US TO HAVE A DUEL TO THE DEATH TO PROVE WHOM IS THE MOST EVILEST LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD OF ALL! (AND IT WOULD BE ME, I WOULD NEVER LET ANY OF MINE SHADOWY REFLECTIONS BEST ME IN COMBAT)_ ]
☆ gettin high in the mornin, buyin things of the internet☆
I'm just s★ying I should be ★ble to drop meteors on people
DEVOTE YOURZELF TO THE DARK TOMEZ AND GRIMOIREZ.
Wiz★rd with ★ll due respect, I ★m ★ m★rti★lly minded person first ★nd foremost.
YOU CAN CONJURE WEAPONZ TOO. LIKE YOU CAN JUZT ZUMMON ZICKAZZ ZWORDZ IF YOU WANT.
[ >🔮🦂 <- ME PONDERING MINE ORB. IF THOU EVEN CARE_ ]
[ >I SEE I HAVE NOT MISSED MUCH OF ANYTHING AT ALL OF SUBSTANCE OR INTRIGUE IN MY ABSENCE. AS USUAL!_ ]
NOTHIN EVER HAPPENZ COOL ZHIT ONLY OCCURZ THE PRECIZE MOMENT YOU LOOK AWAY FROM UR CRYZTAL BALL
WHAT DO U DO WHEN U FAZHION UR ENTIRE IDENTITY AROUND UR ZICKAZZ WIZARD ANCEZTOR AND THEN U FIND OUT ZOMEONE'Z DOING YOUR THING BUT ZEZTIER PART OF ME WANTZ TO KILL EM BUT ALZO I REZPECT THEIR #WIZARDZWAG U ZEE THE DILEMMA
:33 < make out with them
WHY DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES “GOLD”? THEY AREN’T GOLD. THEY AREN’T EVEN YELLOW. THEIR BLOOD IS A SHITTY, SWAMPY, UGLY COLOR.
IT'Z GOLDBLOOD CUZ I CAN CAZT HIGH ALCH ON ALL YOUR ZHIXT TURN IT TO CAZH MONEY N BUY HOEZ WE'RE THE #HUZTLER CAZTE
☤———W☤zard Week 2———⛎︎
^v never understood why people can't leave a five star review anywhere. 'only the gods are perfect' rude ass. you'd dare rate one off them? these systems are meant ffor mortals, fool.
IF I'M RATIN ZOMETHIN FIVE ZTARZ THAT ZHIXT BETTER KNOCK MY ENCHANTED FUXKING ZOCKZ OFF. BETTER BE DOWNRIGHT TRANZCENDENTAL. THEY BETTER BE HONKIN MY FUCCKKIXNG BULGE FOR A FIVE ZTAR RATING #NZFW
^v just say you hate service workers bud
I REZPECT MY MINIONZ N LACKEYZ BUT IF I GIVE OUT FIVE ZTARZ FOR "JUZT GOOD" ZERVICE WHAT'Z THE FUXKING POINT. WHERE DO WE GO FROM THERE. THERE'Z NO ZIXTH ZTAR. LIKE CALLIN MY LEVEL TWO THINKPANFRYER THE EPITOME OF ZICKNAZTY ZPELLZ LIKE NO, DAWG, THAT OBJECTIVELY AIN'T THE BEZT IT COULD BE!!!⁙⁂
^v okay, sure. but have you not perffected that spell? is it not ffantastic qualyty for what it is? i get the sentiment but consider. you work your ass off. make a good product, do it consistently, even. you get a 3 star review because it was mid. this is a mid tier shop, anyway, as evident by the price level it was given. ^v boss is lyvid because the customer was apparently unsatisffied enough to not give 5 stars. that's what the rating system is for- seeing iff the employees are meeting the busyness's standards, not yours. it sits on their record lyke a stain. ^v so if the stafff was kind and your experience pleasant. satisfactory even. maybe rate a bit higher. what's really preventing you ffrom giving that last ⭐?
MAYBE THE EMPLOYEEZ ZHOULD BLOW THEIR BOZZ UP IF THEY'RE THAT ZHITTY. HOZTILE TAKEOVER. FUXK IT I'D DO IT FOR 'EM.
HIGHBLOODZ BETTER WATCH THEY MOUTHZ IF THEY DON'T WANNA GET HIT WIT THE !!↯× R A I N O F Z P I D E R Z !!⁙⁂ #ZPELLZ
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Do you like vampires or do you like the concept of someone desiring you so wholly and carnally that your very existence sustains them?
I FUCK WIT ALL TRANZ-MORTALITY INDIVIDUALZ. VAMPIREZ, LICHEZ, GHOZTZ, RAD AZ FUCKX!!!⁙⁂