#beforusbigbries

The Helpmeet

3 days ago

@accedenceManaged[AM]

※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 5 @ Cuttlegrin Park. Starter allowance. Claimming optional. Dirt track. - I'mm a bit later than usual tonight. I feel like I've mmissed mmuch of the action at Cuttlegrin, but it simmply can't be helped. I was occupied by mmy conciliatory duties* for mmuch of the evening. I amm STILL stiff fromm the last few hours of laying in that glue-trap for his delight and consolemment. (※ PERSONAL, NOT PROFESSIONAL. YOU MAY *NOT* HIRE ME TO WEAR THE CHEESEFIEND EARS AND LAY IN A GLUE TRAP, AND ASKING ME TO DO SO IS TANTAMOUNT TO ASKING ME TO COMMIT PALE INFIDELITY. Thank you.) - Anyw...Read more