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※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 5 @ Cuttlegrin Park. Starter allowance. Claimming optional. Dirt track. - I'mm a bit later than usual tonight. I feel like I've mmissed mmuch of the action at Cuttlegrin, but it simmply can't be helped. I was occupied by mmy conciliatory duties* for mmuch of the evening. I amm STILL stiff fromm the last few hours of laying in that glue-trap for his delight and consolemment. (※ PERSONAL, NOT PROFESSIONAL. YOU MAY *NOT* HIRE ME TO WEAR THE CHEESEFIEND EARS AND LAY IN A GLUE TRAP, AND ASKING ME TO DO SO IS TANTAMOUNT TO ASKING ME TO COMMIT PALE INFIDELITY. Thank you.) - Anyw...Read more
※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 1 @ Cuttlegrin Park. Maiden Claimming. 6 1/12 furlongs. Dirt track. - Enviable dirt. The kind I've been forbidden fromm touching for the last 6 sweeps after the ratification of mmy culling Order. You know, due to potential allergens. It is ironic; for at the end of mmy Life, I'll end up back in the dirt anyways. Try as they mmight, the ex-Mediator always gets his way. - Anyhoo. Straight exacta on 14 and 5. - * No. 14: Pities Only You (M/L=9/2), No. 5: Indigo One (M/L=13) - Straight before boxed on this one. At all timmes, mmy own Life is dependent on Pity's succes...Read more
- Why do you all keep pitying the posts on mmy #BeforusBigBets? I'mm winning.
NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 3 @ Coddlemman Park. Maiden Claimming. 5 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Better than I would want to be granted. Better than I have earned as of late. - Still probably shouldn't be betting. But I won the last one. No mmore gluetrap for The Helpmmeet. ;-) Boxed exacta on 7 and 12. - * No. 7: Slimmelimme (M/L=2), No. 12: Golden Shipping Chart (M/L=3/2) - What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets #BeforusSmmallBets
NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 1 @ Coddlemman Park. Allowance. 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Where I belong, personally. - I probably shouldn't be playing tonight. But the Assister Helpmmeet needs to feel sommething, and he's cutting back, so it's fine. And he's not wearing the cheesebeast ears fromm Work still, so don't ask. - Boxed exacta on 13 and 9. - * No. 13: Burgundy Desire (M/L=9/2), No. 9: Little Cocoon (M/L=21) - I can't help but want to bet on the under-barkfriend, squeak squeak. Here's hoping these ones are mmore like OVERbeasts, instead. ;-) What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets #Be...Read more
NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 5 @ Friendhugger Park. Maiden special weight. 6 1/16 furlongs. Turf. The green carpet of all flat races. - Straight trifecta on 15, 6, and 2. - * No. 15: Man O' Friendship (M/L=12), No. 6: YesterdaysGrubloaf (M/L=7/2), No, 12: WherestheBeefgrub (M/L=9/2), No. 2: Lammplady Dont (M/L=1/18). - I'mm feeling very partial to Lammplady Dont tonight, as you can tell. What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets
※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 3 @ Friendhugger Park. Allowance. 1 mmile. All-weather acid-safe track. - Straight superfecta on 7, 5, 12, and 2. - * No. 7: LususInLaw Blues (M/L=2), No. 5: Pummpbiscuit (M/L=10), No, 12: WherestheBeefgrub (M/L=9/2), No. 2: Lammplady Dont (M/L=1/8). Thoughts? #BeforusBigBets
※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 1 @ Friendhugger Park. Maiden claimming race. 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. - Placing a 3-hoofbeast boxed exacta bet on 3, 8, and 15.* - * No. 3: Mayano Top Fun (M/L=5/2), No, 8: TimmeForMimmes (M/L=12), No. 15: Man O' Friendship (M/L=9/5) What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets