#detective
Once worked a case involving a landlord. Real sick piece of work. He’d been hiding his victims’ bodies behind a secret door in one of the houses he rented out to tenants. #violence #detective
Welp… I’m off to hit the hay. Can’t sleep in slime, so it’s the couch for me. Being human sure is a strange gig sometimes, but I gotta admit, some of you trolls ain’t half bad to be around. #detective
Now where the hell did I drop my keys? :-( #detective
Is it those hours I’ve heard about? The ones that creep in when the night gets too quiet? Hm. I think I’m gonna investigate this a little closer. #detective #vagueposting #dashwatching
Every time I get up off my knees nowadays, there’s a grunt that comes with it. Body sounds like an old office chair complaining about overtime. #OLD #detective
Solved a case involving a missing wriggler today. Little fella was ugly as sin, but kinda cute once you got past a lot of things. #detective
The murder of a band… some mysterious writer… yeah, there’s no shortage of odd cases piling up. Plenty to investigate. #DashWatching #Detective
What is the deal with buckets and this so-called ‘drone season’ everyone keeps jabberin’ about? Is this some extraterrestrial nonsense? And more importantly… should a human even want to know what it is? #Pondering #NSFW #ImToldItsNSFW #Detective
dal and brought the cat back outside. Anna put him on the ground. The cat [melted through] the paddock fence and over to Acorn. Acorn [inwardly freaked the fuck out, but managed to keep it together.] “That is such a [horrifying] cat,” said Anna. “I wish Acorn and I could [be free of him and his curse.”] “Maybe nobody will claim him,” said Pam. “Then you could [finally test your new guillotine.”] “That would be so much fun,” said [Pawnee.] “I can’t [kill the] cat,” said Anna sadly. “My mother [says it’s a sin to kill anything other than a human. If we can’t give him away, we’ll have to ...Read more