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0h. i have been awake f0r a wh- [10w thinkpan activity detected. uzer iz n0w d0rmant. pa1mhuzk 0n ztandby. ] #ic0ff1ine
[ec1ecticengineer'z pa1mhuzk exp10ded] [ec1ecticengineer iz n0w: 0ff1ine] #ic0ff1ine
[unit iz 0ff1ine f0r ze1f repair. p1eaze ztand by] #ic0ff1ine
OK4Y OK4Y W3'R3 4LL GOOD JUST UH. GONN4 N33D 4 M1NUT3. [US3R 1S OFFL1N3 DU3 TO WORKPL4C3 1NC1D3NT] #1COFFL1N3
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! REASON: phone submerged in slime! #icoffline
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE. Reason: asleep.#icoffline
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE... MORESO! Reason: SECONDARY PHONE EXPLOSION TECHNIQUE #icoffline #forrealthistime
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! REASON: Phone reached terminal velocity and collided with cliff face. #icoffline
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: PHONE SUBMERGED IN SLIME #icoffline
malleablePersonage is HELLA OFFLINE, YO! Reason: phone submerged in slime #icoffline
Almost got successfully ragebaited on chittr dot fucking ing. Gonna go sit with my boyfriend and think about that + my life choices for a minute. #icoffline #bychoiceforoncelmao
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: phone fell into slime #icoffline
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: headache #icoffline
[malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: crushed phone] #icoffline



