
◥▶◀◤ —> Please do not use me to make a new Doc Scratch. #vagueposting

◥▶◀◤ —> @handMaid I said please.
YOU'RE SO FUNNY. CHARMING. MUSCULAR. AND DELIGHTFUL. THAT EVEN IF YOUR SOUL WAS CONSUMED. TO CREATE A TERRIBLE DEMON. I WOULD LIKELY FIND HIM TO BE A CHILL DUDE. DUE TO THE PREMIUM INGREDIENTS*. FROM WHICH HE WAS CRAFTED. *(50% HIGH GRADE. BLUE BLOODED. ALTERNIAN BEEF. AND 50% WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE.)
DON'T WORRY. I VASTLY PREFER YOU IN THIS STATE. YOU HAVE MY BLADE.

◥▶◀◤ —> I believe you. I am muscular.

you shouldn't be this funny.
YOU DOUBT MY POWER? DEATH LASER. DEATH LASER. SLAM ATTACK. ANOTHER DEATH LASER.

no i just mean your stupid job would drain the joy out of someone weaker. windy form, cardboard cutout distraction, pie toss.

◥▶◀◤ —> The other fifty percent, by the way, in reference to the initial statement of the thread is evil sunglasses.

honestly i always liked the glasses from the few ive met.