Baxter Mavern
@abactorsTantivy
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vwho vwants to get cancelled for sleeping vwith me? #suggestivwe
When you start goin' for fellers you let me know, I'll get in line. But we know that ain't happening, so gud luck. May the babes be plentiful and the fumbles few.
There's an egg in my but!
Nearabout everybody's got two of em. Gud thing you figured it out!
Can of beans and then it is off to cupe.
-=[if i haad a j*b iwould put a ballpit inm y office_☺]=-
Sounds like a gud time to put a hive office in. For the ballpit.
-=[yheehi donnt haave the space x-) i livein a poddd_☺]=-
4t the Neutr4l Milk H0tel
Lawful Neutral Milk Hotel or Chaotic Neutral Milk Hotel?
True neutr4l I think
Just A Quick Question most Of You Know What A Bank Account Is Right? This Isn’t A Widespread Issue Is It? #sortofvague
Well ma'am, I reckon some here may be ignorant on account of seein' some olive stating they ate lipstick without knowing what it was. If trolls are capable of that, you can only imagine how fulish they might manage to be in regards to finances.
---- |people are saying confusing things to me um can anyone tell me what a bank is| ____
Prime place to hit, assumin' you can get yourself out of there quick and quiet.
---- |I don't understand what this means I'm sorry| ____
Haha. Means a gud place to organize a robbery, to get money or valuables that don't properly belong to you. Yet.
They hate my calculator. 😔 -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
Realest mf here -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
my l4st 9irrl dumped me cos i 4te herr lipstick i didnt know it w4s forr decorr4tion lol
You really expect me to mosey on past this sheer idiocy on display? Here's hopin' you got a moirail capable of teaching you not to put whatever the hell you find on the ground into your maw.
i dont need nobody i c4n t4ke 9ood c4rre of me firrst of 4ll 4nd second i hope u fi9urre out how to pull urr frrond out of urr 9lobecrr4ck n stop di99in 4rround in therre 4nd fourrth orr wh4teverr numberr werre on i 4m 9onn4 e4t wh4t 4ppe4ls to me st4y m4d #hoe
Got no need, on account of the gloves. Surprised you know about doin' that if you're unaware of the purpose of lipstick. Guess the olive schulfeeding ain't all it's cracked up to me.
---- |hello I have the palmhusk for a bit um can you distract me I need to think about something that isn't how hungry I am| ____
Reckon that won't be tu hard to manage. You ever watch the munsrise over an empty plain?
---- |um no I'm sorry a plain what I don't understand your question I'm sorry| ____
Sort of knew that'd be the case, considerin' your being a dweller. Fine, well. It's a massive open stretch of land, filled with grass and more sky than you can imagine.
---- |okay um what is grass and sky I know what land is and that there's a lot of it I found out what the planet looks like a little bit ago| ____
It's the green stuff. Soft, flexible, and a ton of ungulate lusii eat it. Some lowbluds subsist on the stuff tu, when times get tu hard.
---- |oh wow what is that I've never seen anything like it is that what a building looks like from not inside it is that outside I've never seen that before wow| ____