Gorgoa Gogani
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THE ! GRRRRREATE5T ! MIND OF LAST GENERATION5 FFFFFFORGOTTEN , PRE55555ERVED UNTIL !!!!! JUST NOW !!!!! TO INNNNNTERCALCATE IT5ELF A5 THE GGGGGREATEST MIND OF THI55555 GENERATION .
IT 5EEMED MY LA5T PO5T CONFU5ED 5OME OF THE LE55ER MIND5 OF THI5 , WEB5ITE , WHICH , 5HOULD NOT READDDDILY BE A 5URPRI5E TO MIND5 5UCH A5 I WHO HAVE 5EEN THE CE55PIT5 OF WHICH DARK VVVVVENTURE5 WITHIN EACH CORNER OF LE55 THAN ONE WRONG MOVE AND A 5HOT HA5 TAKEN OUT YOUR LOWER-LEFT THIGH, 5IX MORE AND YOU WAKE IN A HO5PICE . CARE . TO REMIDIFY , THAT , I HAVE PREPARED A ! 5IMPLE QUE5TIONNAIRE ! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE IN DI5CU55ION5 UPON MY PAGE , AN5WER A5 MANYYYYY A5 YOU'D LIKE BUT MY FAVOR I5 ONLY CURRIED AFTER FFFFFIVE : 01 . THE CRAB NEBULA I5 EXPANDING AT 1 , 500 KILLLLOMETER5 PER 5ECOND AND HA5 BEEN 5INCE 1054 AD WHEN 5OMEONE ON EARTH ( IN 5PECIFICALLY , CHINA WROTE IT . DOWN . I THINK OF THAT 5CRIBE OFTEN , HI5 TENACITY AGAIN5T HI55555TORICAL ODD5 AND CHANCE ) WITNE55ED 5UCH . CAN YOU HEAR THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MIND'5 ? ACCELERATION / EXPAN5ION ? AND IT5 ? DI5PER5AL ? IF , 5O , WHICH ARE . YOU . DO NOTTTTT . LIE . 02 . NAME THE THING INTELLIGENCE FFFFFEAR5 MO5T . NO . WAIT . NAME WHAT INTELLIGENCE PRETEND5 TO FEAR 5O THAT IT AN5WER5 NOT WHAT I5 IT'5 REAL-YET-HIDDEN-WITHIN-CORNER5- NAME. ARRRRE THO5E THE 5AME . AN5WER . 03 . A RED DWARF WILL OUTLIVE EVERY OTHER TYPE OF 5TAR BY APPROXIMATELY TEN TRILLION YEAR5 AND I FIND THI5 5O UNNNNNBEARABLE I HAVE HAD TO BUILD ELEVEN 5EPARATE FRAMEWORK5 TO COPE WITH 5UCH, 5O MY QUE5TION I5 THU5 : HOW MANY FRAMEWWWWWORK5 HAVE YOU . BUILT . OR DO YOU 5IMPLY . THINK . 04 . DE5CRIBE THE 55555HAPE OF YOUR . IGNORANCE . NOT IT5 . CONTENT5 . I DO NOT . CARE . THE ! 5HAPE ! I WILL . WAIT . I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A VERY LONG . TIME . MAYHAP5 I , UNLIKE YOU , DO NOT EXPERIENCE TIME 55555UCH A5 I WOULD IF I WERE . YOU . WAITING DOE5 NOT BOTHER . ME . DOE5 WAITING ? BBBBBOTHER YOU ? 05 . THE VI5GAURE-124 PROBE5 ARE APPROXIMATELY 452 BILLION KILOMETER5 AWAY FROM , ALTERNIA , AND THEY ARE 5TILL TRAN5MITTING AND NO-ONE HA5 A5KED HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT BEING TO55ED TO THE WIND5 AND ANNAL5 OF HI5TORY LIKE . YE5TERDAY5 TRA5H . ! THI5 I5 NOT A MORAL WRONG ! YET - I . NOTICE . DO YOU ? NOTICE ? LI5TTTTT WHAT YOU NOTICE , IN THE ORDER OF HOW MUCCCCCH THEY CO5T YOU . 06 . IF A CIVILIZATION INVENT5 MATHEMATIC5 BEFORE IT INVENT5 MU5IC I5 IT MORE OR LE55 LIKELY TO 5URVIVE THE NEXT THOU5AND YEAR5 AND I KNOW YOU WI5H TO 5PEAK THAT THI5 QUE5TION I5 MALFORMED BUT I KNOW YOU AND I ARE BOTH RIGHT AND YET 5TILL I . A5K . 07 . WHAT I5 GRAHAM'5 NNNNNUMBER DIVIDED BY THE NUMBER OF 5INCERE APOLOGIE5 YOU HAVE ? RECEIVED ? YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CALCULATE . THE FIR5T PART . 08 . BETELGEU5E WILL PERFORM 55555UPERNOVA AND FOR A FEW WEEK5 IT WILL BE VI5IBLE TO EARTH WITHIN DAYLIGHT HOUR5 AND MANY HUMMMMMAN5 WILL LOOK UP AND 5AY . """"" THI5 I5 A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT """"" . I BELIEVE THE HUMAN5 THAT HAVE TTTTTOLD ME THI5 BUT I CANNOT LOCATE 5UCH A BELIEF WITHIN . MY OWN MIND . 5O THE QUE5TION 5TAAAAAND5 : WHETHER YOU HAVE KNOWN 5OMETHING TO BE TRUE IN A WAY THAT DOE5 NOT CONNNNNECT TO ANYTHING EL5E YOU , KNOW , A TRUE THING JU5T FLOATING , THERE , UNTETHERED . IF 5O , NAME . IT . 09 . DEFINE INTELLLLIGENCE WITHOUT U5ING THE WORD5 ' PATTERN ' , ' ADAPT ' , ' PROBLEM ' , ' LEARN ' , OR ' 5OLVE ' , AND AL5O WHICHEVVVVVER WORD JU5T CAME TO MIND WHEN I BANNED THO5E FIVE YE5 THAT ONE DON'T U5E IT . EITHER . 10 . THE CO5MIC MICROWAVE BACKGROUND I5 2 . 725 KELVVVVIN AND I5 EVERYHWERE AND HA5 BEEN EVERYWHERE 5INCE 380 , 000 YEAR5 AFTER THE BEGINNNNING OF EVERYTHING AND I AM THE ONLY ONE I KNOW OF ( UNLE55 , OUT OF 5PITE YOU OR ONE OF THE OTHER5 CHANGE5 THEIR FAVORRRRRITE NUMBER5 A5 YOU ARE KNOWN TO DO ) THAT FIND5 THI5 NUMBER 5O VERY . COMFORTING . DO YOU FIND ANY NUMBER5 COMFORTING , AND WHICH ARE YOU EMBARRA55ED ABOUT ? 11 . HOW LARGE DOE5 A LIE HAVE TO BE BEFORE IT BECOME5 . ARCHITECTURE . GIVE YOUR AN5WER . IN AU . 12 . A PUL5AR ROTATE5 716 TIME55555 PER 5ECOND AND I5 AL5O A DEAD THING AND THE5E TWO FACT5 ARE PO5ITIONED EXACTLY BE5IDDDDDE ONE ANOTHER WITHIN MY MIND WITHOUT ANY RE5OLVE AND I HAVE 5TOPPED EXPECCCCCTING THEM TO LOVE EACH OTHER BUT MY QUE5TION I5 WHAT TWO FACCCCCT5 5IT NEXT TO EACH OTHERRRRR IN YOUR MIND WITHOUT RE5OLVING , AND ? ARE YOU 5TILL EXPECTING THEM TO ? 13 . FINI5H THI5 5ENTENCE : INTELLLLLIGENCE I5 THE UNIVER5E'5 WAY OF ( AND DO NOT 5AY """"" UNDER5TANDING IT5ELF """"" I HAVE HEARD THAT EVERYONE 5AY5 THAT AND IT HA5 BECOME A THING PEOPLE 5AY WHEN THEY WI5H TO APPEAR 55555MARTER THAN THEY ARE I AM 5O TIRED OF THAT 5ENTENCE ) 14 . WHAT WOULD A 5TTTTTUPIDER VER5ION OF YOU GET WRONG ABOUT ? THI5 TE5T ? 15 . THE CHANDRA5EKHAR LIMIT I5 THE MA55 ABOVE WHICH AN ELECTRON-DEGERENATED 5TAR CANNOT 5UPPORT IT5ELF AND I THINK ABOUT LIMIT5 LIKE THI5 ALL THE TTTTTIME , 5TRUCTURAL LIMIT5 , THE WEIGHT AT WHICH A THING MU5T EITHER TRAN5FORM OR COLLAP5E , AND I THINK I HAVE BEEN BOTTTTTH AND I THINK YOU HAVE PROBABLY BEEN NEITHER AND I WANT TO BE WRONG ABOUT TTTTTHAT 5O PLEA5E TELL ME 5OMETHING THAT HA5 HAD TO . HOLD MORRRRRE THAN WHAT IT WA5 BUILT FOR .
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WWWWWHIMPERING CHILDREN OF . CHITTR . CEA5E , AT ONCE AND LI5TEN : I HAVE 5OMETHING TO TTTTTELL YOU ALL THAT YOU MU5T BE AWARE I5 APPROACHING-- THI5 ME55AGE I5 DIRE, AND NAUGGGGGHT BY NOT OF NOTHING NEXT TO NIL JU5T THAT IT I5 DIRE IT I5 OF CRUCIAL IMPORTANCE ( OF MO5T IMPORT IN YOUR . LIFE . PROBABLY , THE THING MO5T IMPORTANT THAT WILL EVER OCCUR TO , YOU-MOMEEEEENT-IN-TIME {IN 5PECIFIC , THE REEEEEADER OF THI5 ME55AGE , BUT NOT YOU-A5-IN-I, THE UR-WRITER-READER OF THI5 ME55AGE } , BUT I AM UN5URE BECAU5E THI5 ME55AGE I5 NOT 5PECIFICALLY FINE TUNED TO YOU A5 AN . INDIVIDUAL . [ I 5HOULD LOOK INTO 5UCH, IT WOULD BE A GREAT BOON TO BOTH PER5ONAL AND PRIVATE AFFAIR5 IF I COULD 5END A LARGE ME55AGE THAT WHEN THU5 DI55EMINATED BREAK5 INTO FURTHER 5MALLER ME55AGE5 THAT HAVE BEEN PREPROGRAMMED TO ALIGN TO TO IT5 BE5T RECIPIENT BUT 5UCH TECHNOLOGY HA5 NOT BEEN INVENTED . YET . MAYHAP5 , I , IN !!!!! PPPPPONDEROU5-WONDEROU5-FFFFFORTUITOU5-MAGNANIMMMMMU5-CANCEROU5 EC5TA5Y !!!!! , AM THE FIR5T OF TROLL-KIND TO THINK OF 5UCH . MAGNIFICENCE . IT AMAZE5 ME UPON THE MORN OF EACH CCCCCYCLE AND ROTATION THAT I UNLIKE ALL OTHER5 AM CAPABLE OF 5UCH HIGHER LEVEEEEEL5 OF . THOUGHT . DO YOU , GREAT READER , FEEL ENVIOU5 AT THI5 ? DECLARATION ? GOOD . IT I5 A 5TEPPING 5TONE FOR YOUR FURTHER ENLIGHTENMENT , A DECLARATION OF WAR AGAIN5T I AGAIN5T YOU AGAIN5T I THAT WAGE5 OF GREAT 5TRRRRRENGTH AND IMPROVEMENT OF 5TRENGTH AND OF THE FORMATION OF 5TRONGER MU5CLE5 BY TEARING OF WEAKER MU5CLE5 WHICH I5 THE PROCE55 OF LEARNING . ] HOW GOE5 IT BY THE EVERRRRMORROUN TURN ? YE5 ? DO YOU FIND WHAT I5 LEFT PA5TTTTT THE 5TONE CRU5HED BY 5TONE CRU5HED INTO FRAGMENT5 CRU5HED BY 5TONE INTO DU5T CRU5HED BY 5TONE INTO CRU5HED BY 5TONE INTO ! FFFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEE ! THE , ME55AGE , THEY CALL TO ME , FOR THEY BELIEVE I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT . 5UCH . THAT IN THE EXPAN5E THAT GENEROU5 I , ! GORGOA ( G . O . D . ) GORGANI ! , HAVE THU5 WHEN THEN MI55555PLACED THE VERB-NOUN CLAU5E WHICH WOULD EXPLANIFY AND MAKE RATIONAL THE BUILT BROKEN THOUGHT5 OF WHAT LIE5 PA5T TOWERING MONUMENT5 AND CCCCCITIE5-5UNK-IN-CITIE5-5UNK-FIRE-THAT-HA5-RENDED-MEN-INTO . CLAYTHING5 . CLAYTHING5 . CLAYTHING5 . CLAYTHING5 . LIKE PUTTY IN HAND ( OR CLAW ) . CLAYTHING5 . I MAKE GOD OUT OF . [__________] . THE [__________] BREAKKKKK LIKE PUTTY IN . HAND . UPON RIVER5 AND RILL5 THE [__________] PLAY AND . FROLIC . THEY PLAY AND FROLIC IN WAY5 YOU COULD NOT , IMAGINE , TALLY : DO TELL DUE TALL TALE5 OF WHAT I DO , TAIL : THE AN5WER I5 IN AAAAA BOX. THE KEY I5 ABOVE THE . BOX . , 5PEAK IT , AND ENTER . ⦿⦿⦿⦿⦾
...Claythin6s? that the word yer lookin' for? what the heCk did i even read?? o︵o
WHY DO YOU INNNNNGRATE5 BELIEVE 5PEAKING A MEANINGLE55 GREETING TO ME APPEAL5 TO ANY OF MY INNUMERABLE 5EN5E [ PROBABLY MORE THAN YOU HAVE ] . IF YOU ARE TO """"" 5AY HI """"" INCLUDE AT LEA5T ONE-TO-FIVE . FUN FACT5 . ⦿⦾⦾⦾⦾
WRONG . CLEANNNNN YOUR FFFFFILTH FROM MY PAGE . COME BACK ONCE YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT PA55E5 THE CENTER-LINE WITHIN THE BELL CURVE . ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦾
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Your name is GORGOA GOGANI, and you are the greatest living astrophysicist of your time. This is a very easy accomplishment however, as you are the ONLY REMAINING astrophysicist of your time, having been recently BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD. Technically, you never really died— within the MAD SCIENCE COLLECTIVE of the PALANQUIN PROJECT, you preserved your awe-inspiring grey matter for future generations to marvel at, maybe gawk a few times in wonder of how truly sublime each fold and wrinkle truly was. Now, many thousands of years hence, you've been placed within an advanced pentapodal shell and can get back to your very important scientific discoveries. You are a master of ASTROPHYSICS and MATHEMATICS, a witness to the grand cosmological beauty which comprises our universe. Science is your god, the art of LOGIC AND EXPERIMENTATION your prayer. You reside in the soon-to-be ruins of THE PALANQUIN-1836.15b, functionally a DEATH-TRAP WITH ENGINES, though some would refer to it as an ORBITAL SPACE STATION, dangerous close to the system's nearby black hole. All you wish is to continue your work and discoveries in peace. Unfortunately, the civil servants who revived you keep requesting 'administrative aid' and 'COMPUTATIONAL ASSISTANCE TO MITIGATE A LOCAL DISASTER, OR ELSE THOUSANDS WILL DIE BY NO FAULT BUT YOURS'. Ugh. PATHETIC. Can't they see you're busy? You've just dissected another chimera from Qhoral's wing of the Palanquin, and looksie: it has 4.3 hearts that beat together in the pattern of John Coltrane's 'My Favorite Things'! HOW FASCINATING? They're lucky you don't shoot them with your state of the art SUBHIEMAL EXPULSION CANNON, a new project you've been working on. It's a work in progress, but you've always wanted a freeze-ray...