@ABERRANTCALAMITY LET US PLAY PATTY CAKE TOGETHER!!! PATTY CAKE!!! PATTY CAKE!!! BAKER'S MAN!!! BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!! IT IS YOUR TURN!!! FINISH IT!!! FINISH IT!!! I HAVE A BOMB THAT WILL GO OFF IF YOU DO NOT FINISH THE SAYING!!!!!! #VIOLENCE
What was that...?? THIS IS A HOOFBEAST PILL. THIS IS A PILL MADE FOR HOOFBEASTS. THIS IS SIZED FOR A HOOFBEAST. That's how you KNOW it's good. OKAY!! OKAY!!!! I AM GOING!!!! I AM GOING AS FAST AS MY VERY CAPABLE LEGS ARE MANAGING!!!! I do NOT see the X!!!!!!!!
THERE IS AN X!!! JUST LOOK WITH YOUR HEART INSTEAD OF YOUR EYES!!!! WHEN YOU DIG WHERE THE X MARKS THE SPOT!!! THERE WILL BE A TREASURE CHEST..... O P E N I T.......
What was that...?? WHICH ONE?? WHICH HEART????
THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU LOVE EATING PAINKILLERS LIKE ITS CEREAL!!! THAT ONE HAS THE MOST LOVE!!!! #SUBSTANCE
What was that...?? Cripes that is a toss-up. It's either the bronze... Or maybe the teal... NO, NO!! IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE CERULEAN. OKAY!! I AM FOCUSING WITH MY HEART!! MY HEART THAT IS ONLY ONE BECAUSE I HAVE A NORMAL AMOUNT OF HEARTS!! I DID NOT PUT ANYMORE HEARTS INSIDE OF ME!! THERE!!!!!! THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!! YES!!!! OPEN THE CHEST!!! OPENITOPENITOPENITOPENIT O P E N I T INSIDE IT IS A.....A.....A..... MARKETABLE PLUSHIE!!! OF MYSELF!!!! BUT THERE IS ALSO SOMETHING ELSE!!!! IT MY STEAM FRIEND CODE!!! ADD ME ON STEAM SO THAT WE CAN PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2 TOGETHER!!!!!
What was that...?? IT'S... THIS IS... IT'S JUST... ... This is the best moment of my life. Of all the lives I could live I have never been graced with a marketable plushie of someone who could, in a word, match my freak. AND... To play Team Fortress 2... The most timeless first-person shooter to ever be made... WHICH HAS A VERY RESPECTABLE DOCTOR IN IT.. Is this what it is to be happy?? Is this what it is to reach a perfect peace????
YES BECAUSE WE MAY BE IN DIFFERENT CLUSTERS OF THE PERSONALITY DISORDER CHART!!!! BUT.... YOUR JUST LIKE ME!!! I AM JUST LIKE YOU!!!! WE ARE BOTH RESPECTABLE SCIENTISTS!!! THAT TOTALLY DO NOT FORGE OUR DEGREES!!!!
What was that...?? AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!! YES!!!! YES!!!! YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!!! Except I do not have a personality disorder. TOTALLY. WITHOUT A DOUBT. WITHOUT A DOUUUUUBT. That said, WE ARE JUST ALIKE!!!! WE ARE ACCREDITED, TRUSTWORTHY, WELL-READ, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, AND BOTH WEAR MARVELOUS GLASSES!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE RIGHT!!! THE PSYCHIATRISTS ARE WRONG!!!! BECAUSE YOU SEE!!! THAT WAS A TEST!!! AND YOU PASSED!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WITH ALL THE FLYING COLORS OF YOUR MULTIPLE BLOOD PUSHERS!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! WE WILL NEVER SEPARATE.....