← @dourMemorandum

📧 -> I've Joined This Site Under The Recommendation Of A Coworker. She Said She Was Able To Make Friends And Even Strike A Few Business Opportunities Using This Platform. If Anyone Reading This Is In Need Of A New Assistant, Feel Free To Contact Me At Your Earliest Convenience. I Can Assist With Anything. I've Assisted With A Lot Of Different Things. There's Nothing I Can't Assist With. Warmly, Kelric Stravi

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

2hiiit ill k33p an 3y3 out bro2ki

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Golly gee, I'm not fixin' fer no assistance or administranglers none, buuut if ya ever find yerself hitchin' 'n itchin' t'be a part of a bigger party, the ICQA offers accreditation for Intravenous Counskulling services!!! Shrink stuff!!!! Talkin' folks through their issues...!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd happily vouch fer ya!!!!!

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📧 -> Your Help Is Much Appreciated. Seriously, If You Need Someone To Do Your Laundry Or Something Or... I Don't Know, Keep Up With Your Stabchat Streaks, I'm Available. Best Regards, Kelric Stravi

📧 -> Do They Just Let Anyone Do That? It Seems Kind Of Important. I Don't Have Any Kind Of Prior Education With Intravenous Cannulation. I Mean, I'm Sure I Could Figure It Out, But Still. All The Best, Kelric Stravi

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, baaaah!!!! Sorry, I don't think I made m'self clear... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < It's an accreditation program!!! For an Undergrudge's! We pay fer yer courses, room 'n board, a modest stipend...'n you agree t'work fer a trial period 'o two and a half sweeps. All goes well on both sides, yer temporary becomes a permie! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ya gotta be dedicated though!!! It ain't free fundin'!!!! Contingent only on makin' it to a temp!!!! If ya drop out prior t'yer cert, ewe do owe that amount back to the Universiscree... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But if yer dedicated, 'n interested in helpin' folks, 'n willin' t'buckle down...could be a wonderful opportunity!!!!

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𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) You know I just might need an intern ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

I m3an 2hit mayb3 I do n33d an a22i2tant. I ju2t giv3 you mon3y and you do 2hit for m3?

📧 -> Correct. The Amount Of Money Is Determined By The Urgency Or Danger Of The Tasks. Most People Just Need Help Staying Organized Or Managing The Business's Social Media Accounts, But There Have Been Stranger Requests. What Do You Think You Need Done For You? Best Regards, Kelric Stravi

[WE ALWAY$ HAVE $POT$ OPEN AT THE KELDAM #ORP. BUILDING! I NEED NEW LAWYER$ THE OLD ONE$ $AID "THEY'RE TIRED OF MY $HIT" WHATEVER THAT MEAN$!]

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Aiight b3t. I might 2hoot you a dm