♦️█ ░ its b0th way harder and way easier t0 be unc0mf0rtable in y0ur 0wn skin...when y0ure dead and y0u h0p between that 0f an0ther's. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
｢(｀・q・´) *drools*｣
♦️█ ░ 0h ive been meaning t0 ask... ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ megane-senpai...▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ d0 y0u have any used 0r lightly used c0llectible figurines...? i prefer smaller 0nes...like the c0ns0lati0n prizes they give y0u at festivals when y0u d0nt get a prize...0r as a tie-in f0r p0p-up cafe meals 0ver an am0unt...▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ i want m0re b0dies t0 p0ssess. and im a bit 0ut 0f the l00p ab0ut what's "h0t" and "current"...ive seen y0ur p0sts 0n my dash...and im interested...if its n0t t00 much tr0uble...i d0nt want anything t00 rare 0r valuable... ▒ ▓♦️ ♠️█ ░ i might get snatched up and made 0ff with... ପ(∗´ര ︿ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️
｢Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) *thinking* g-gyah!!! (・ω・,,) a-a kyutie like obake-chan wants... m-megane-san's figures!｣ ｢a-ahhh~ (； ･`ω･´) how sugoi!!! imagine obake-chan in megane-san's tunnel hive... (´▽｀) sitting on megane-san's selfu, watching him...｣ ｢read his manga! (゜∀。) kyahhhh!!!!｣ ｢Σ(・∀・) dyon't mess this up, megane! (*￣∇￣)ノ obake-chan needs you!｣ ｢(*＞∇＜)ﾉ *out loud* hai hai, obake-chan! megane-san has many ichiban kuji figures for her to select!｣ ｢(ФωФ) keke... or she can possess megane-san's meido figures~｣ ｢( →_→) they might be a little sticky...｣ ｢(； _ ；)/~~ plastic leak...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sugoi means amazing!! (≡ﾟ∀ﾟ≡) meido means maid... (＾∀＾) when figures get old, sometimes they leak plasticizer, which makes figures sticky!! yuck! (ФωФ) nyo other reason.]
♦️█ ░ 0h i l0ve meid0s...!!! "0kaerinasai g0shujin sama~!!!" uh...i d0n't have any pens 0r paper t0 p0ssess...s0 the translat0r's...trans...lati0n...is that 0kaerinasai g0shujin sama is..."welc0me hive, master"...which is a thing that l0ts 0f maids say...it pr0bably w0uldnt w0rk 0n y0u...because y0u d0nt seem like y0u leave hive at all...but thats an h0n0rable thing t0 d0...a steward 0f the hivefr0nt...0f the hearth...that is where d0kis reside...hive...after all...is where the k0k0r0 is... ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ megane-senpai...have y0u ever watched Caligin0us Butler? i heard that it aired 0n alternia...i really like m0st 0f the characters fr0m it...Grelle especially is s0 vi0lently cute and relatable...especially her...0bsessive tendencies...and her unhealthy fixati0ns...ugh what i w0uld d0...with a b0dy like that... ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ have y0u perhaps ever read wakarase dekamaid-chan??? it might be a little...kim0i f0r s0me0ne s0 h0n0rable and learned...s0utta-chan and ehllie are 0ne 0f my fav0rite pr0blematic pairings, even th0ugh he bullied her relentlessly gr0wing up, the fact that he is able t0 0verc0me his sh0rtc0mings when she bec0mes a burge0ning 3-meter class maid titan tickles me...l0ve really is s0 p0werful, isnt it...? i d0ubt they ever made figures 0f such an 0bscure alm0st l0st media...but...it means a l0t t0 have s0me0ne i can tell ab0ut it...!!! dōm0 arigatōg0zaimasu...me-g00-ne~! ପ(∗´> ︿ <`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️
｢kyahhh!!!!! ( ÓoÒ)⊃☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ a kytiegirl who really knyows what she's talking about!! (*≧ω≦) s-sugoi!!!!!! (＾◇＾) hai, obake-chan! megane will show you all of his figure vessels soon!! (*￣∇￣)ノ megane will take good care of you!｣