Aphros Peixes
@abyssalAngler
240 Sw ------E -------Eps sinc -------E I'v -------E b -------E ------En øn land! I'm sø... ---------------------------------------------------EXCITED!!!!! S)(øre, it was nice. But it's better )(ere!
OOC INFO// Y'know how Alternia is an alternate planet, Beforus was before Alternia, etc? What if it went farther? Millions of sweeps past the beta trolls being born, with many of the killings from the session somehow still happening despite the session itself never happening, Aphros is from Postmodurnus, a world after Alternia. Recently, HIC has finally died. And with Feferi dead, at the ripe age of 242 sweeps, Aphros needs to lead the fucking empire that he was the heir for.
Met a really cøøl juggalø seadweller tøday! Just a reminder I løve all my mutants, nøn-psiønic residents, and my mirt)(ful møt)(erfuckers! -Everyøne øn t)(is planet is reely a persøn w)(ø cøuld be sømefin amazing if t)(ey try )(ard enøug)(.
Magic IS reel!!!! #targetedpøst
Søøn I will be ending t)(e required genmat cøllectiøns. But like, please døn't underpøpulate us guys.
I plan tø end t)(e culling øf mutants by t)(e end øf t)(e next sweep.
C)(itGPT, )(øw dø I rule Pøstmødurnus? It's a fucking nig)(tmare.
well for starters you dont ask a fuckin c)(at AI on )(ow, you dinus
Relax, I knøw w)(at I'm gønna dø. But seriøusly, t)(is planet is in a state øf cønstant s)(ellfire and )(ørrør.
☭ DICTATORSHIP OF THE TROlLETARIAT, ITS THE ONLY WAY APHROS ☭
dont listen to t)(at miserable codger. t)(e senility is creepin into )(im faster t)(an t)(e nature of class struggle.
Ø)(, we're s)(aring signs? Well, I suppøse I s)(øuld let sømefin møre t)(an just randøm pøsts be øut t)(ere før me! )(ttps://file.garden/adRzmJ6)(Mw6-E)(CJX/pirist.png
I was never as gøød at fis)( puns as Fef is. I cød've said "S)(ell yes" t)(ere. Sømefin øf an emperør I am.
Nøw t)(at I'm t)(e emperør ør w)(atever t)(e flip I can say w)(atever I want. Rumblesp)(eres. Face. Nøw. #nsfw
Sø...W)(at dø I **dø** w)(en sømeøne culls t)(e empress? I'm sø yøung tø be taking øn t)(e t)(røne but...I'm t)(e ønly )(eir.
Sø...W)(at's )(appening wit)( Trøllbama exactly?
I gøt bitten by a barkfiend sø I fucking expløded it. #gøre (?)
Just tried trølling my twø friends tø nø fucking avail. S)(øre, I cøuld try spamming t)(em but na)(. It's )(ate Ap)(røs nig)(t I fucking guess.
I tried applying før matesprit island...didn't get accepted.
)( -------------ELLØ -----EV-ERYØN-E!!! IT'S B -------E-EN 240 SW-E ---------EPS SINC-E I WAS LAST ØN LAND!!! T)(AT'S MØST ØF MY CØD-DAMN LIF ------E!!! PLUS, T)( ------E WIFI...wasn't great døwn t)(ere, but it usually isn't øn Pøstmødurnus anyways. BUT I'M SØ KRILL------ED TØ M-E-ET ALL ØF YØU!!!
☆~𖦹 Welcome back to land! I hope the gravity isn't jarring to you 𖦹~☆
It is a løt lig)(ter t)(an t)(e water pressur---E. But it's nø big krill, reely!