※ PROPOSAL: My, mmy. What a heavy-looking Beforan cigar you have there. Will you let mme light it for you? ;-) - Yes / - No
※ OBSERVATIONAL: I don't know... that sounds like a lot of Work...
※ OPINING: Well, that's not very nice. I'mm really mmissing the characteristic grace and ammicability you violet bloods are known for right now. ※ ESCALATION: Do you usually speak that way to culled mmen? If you do, it'd be wise to rethink that.
culled men tell no tales, i do not speak to them. savwe for my day mates and sun terrors, wvwhere i lay awvwake thinking of all the men i havwe culled. crushed. stepped on. shot. strangled. evwen as i sail long past those swvweeps behind me, the ghosts haunt my evwery moment. my fins tire of hearing the cries of the squirming, pathetic fewvw wvwho natural selection destroyed through me. i don't expect a beforan to understand. forget the cigar. go back to braiding your hair or wvwhatevwer it is you all do.
- Jeez, big guy. That actually sounds horrific. Do you really Live like that? ※ REPORT: The life of an Alternian mmust be mmuch to bear. I feel awful for you.
- Poor guy. I cannot immagine what your daymmares mmust be like. ※ LIMITED OFFER: My conciliatory services are always on the mmarket if you need a tending prong or mmindful auricular clot. ;-) - Interested in learning mmmmore? <> c3<
oh. hhhhhmmmmh. yes, alright yes. i am interested in your <> servwices. tell me more.
※ OBJECTIVELY APPROPRIATE BOAST: I amm the foremmost conciliatory expert on both Beforan hemmispheres. Which is surprising, given I'mm still quite young. My testimmonials speak for themmselves, though. - However, since I Live under a culling order, these services comme secondary to mmy cull-Work obligations. Which, admmittedly, are not mmany. ;-) But I find it easier to address these scheduling mmatters at the horns-end of any potential engagemment. ※ NOTICE: Given these facts, mmy rates are above the mmarket mmedian. I amm, of course, very sought after, and mmy timme is especially precious. - That being said, I offer a lower rate for those who opt to "subscribe" to mmy conciliatory services. Meaning I Work on-call, for you, whenever and wherever* you mmay be in need of a soothing Hand to still your churning waters. ※ SOME RESTRICTIONS MAY APPLY
money is no object, you can charge wvwhat you like as long as the servwices are good and thorough. howvw soon could you join me for some conciliatory tending sessions of the pale vwariety? and, perhaps, there'll be more money in it for you for some avwerage, run of the mill servwanting.