➡️Mister Best Friend will continue accepting applications for his next prospective endeavor.➡️ ➡️Deposit all interest into this form.➡️ ➡️I get to watch the entry number go up.➡️ ➡️So riveting.➡️ ➡️https://forms.gle/7cezQQskBzMcnQVb9➡️
- Thank goodness you're the one Handling this. I have somme Business to take care of at the betting window. ;-)
- How about this: if Alternian Pharoah places in tonight's first race at Friendhugger Park, I'll consider pulling somme strings to get you somme timme off.* ※ NOTE: *Somme restrictions mmay apply. ;-)
➡️I am so excited.➡️ ➡️The only thing more chained than the unreleased hoofbeasts will be➡️ ➡️No➡️ ➡️I shan't say.➡️
- No. You can keep going. ※ TIP: In fact, it would be detrimmental to our Workplace Rapport if you stopped short now. Let's try to be Contributors when it commes to the social climmate of our office. And not takers. c3<
➡️I am requesting mediary council allow me to remove mentions of my Baron-ordained decompression time from official and unofficial transcripts.➡️ ➡️The detriment is making me shake.➡️ ➡️Our public image.➡️ ➡️Your best desk friend trembles in the face of your mercy, do you show him an ounce of pity?➡️ ➡️Do you tighten the closeness of his lead?➡️ ➡️Hhhh.➡️
※ NOTICE: Request for errata sheet overruled. Sorry, deskbro. Per mme, we're going to be sending that one to the secondary mmediaries for interstitial pre-mmediatory review. - Let's face it. Don't you think it'd seemm far mmore detrimmental to our commpany rep and mmorale if you *DIDN'T* spit it out? You'd be mmaking it seemm a lot like you didn't want to comme and place these boxed trifecta bets with mme. ※ PRO-TIP: Mercy is irrelevant here. Being a Teamm-Player? That's crucial.
➡️I am becoming stressed out.➡️ ➡️I am needing decompression time.➡️ ➡️I am always prone to betting on losing hoofbeasts, I am not good at it, just as I am not good at spitting out what it is that I vitally do to calm my nerves within the office.➡️ ➡️Our mutual boss might disapprove.➡️ ➡️I need to be placed nub-first in the pillary.➡️ ➡️The stocks.➡️ ➡️Your very best office friend is wishing you his best.➡️
- Listen, cubicle commrade. Just write it on a sticky note and bring it over, or sommething. I'mm sure you have all commpletely normmal hobbies and pastimmes. - And I can show you which hoofbeasts to bet on, anyways. You know, just until you get the hang of it enough to immpress our polyploying purple puba. ※ PROPOSAL: C'mmmmmmmmmmmmooooooon. Comme to Sillystrife Park with mme.