[A] A personal plea to the businessmen and women of Alternia.] [S] Stop committing fraud.] [T] Tired of reviewing documents for this case.] [Y] You're guaranteed to win anyway due to blood status. My employer simply goes to court and announces you're a seadweller.] [T] The only one who suffers here is me. Reading your emails and reviewing your spreadsheets.]
[T] This case in particular has generated thousands of files which must be reviewed for relevance.] [E] Easy perhaps, but after spending 16 hours a night on them it becomes a slog.]
[T] Think at this point 'meaningful' work has become a pipe dream.] [W] Would give anything to never see a spreadsheet again.]
16 hours??? surely youre exaggerating mate??
[T] Thank you for expediting my job.] [L] Legally required to encourage you to file paperwork.]
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I hop planets so much I don't even think that's possible
[F] For legal reasons this is a joke. [S] Sabotaging your case as we speak.
