you can only dodge the draft for so long as it would turn out .
i mean it kind of depends ? i think they thought i was just too far out of society and didn't know better . . . and i did go to a prison for a bit . that is very much a thing that happened . i would not recommend it .

they'd eat me alive in there..

blow up your commanding officers
two problems ; 1. it already happened awhile ago . 2. i am small . ):
Then HIRE ME to CRUSH THEM FOR YOU !!! I've got good references on my resume, TRUST
When did I imply I'd request money? If I get to punch/get punched by strong things, then I'm content.
ohh . . . that sounds really really cool . . . can you teach me how to punch .
Not if you couldn't endure some hurt. Punching's just one more form of conversing, both sides're going to connect, whether you wish to form welts or not. I didn't fuck my nosebridge up by tripping, y'know.
