(Woodland sprite fires written by me!) Devious jaunts spit in beats so wicked / they try to hold me back but i just stay kicking / tiptoe through the tulips like my name was tiny tim / casting magic spells on the flora on my whim! / Never have you met a better fella- take a hike / they ought to call me frosty with my chill on the corn cob mic! / if i was a gnome id want to live someone warm / would you still love me if i was a worm??
Ok now i feel like this is maybe just needlessly rude.
ive been holding myself back here for your benefit i couldve gone straight up ratatouille critic on your ass and write a review so scathing the jolly french chef of your soul dies but im not im giving you a leg up im motivating you you dont need brownie points saying what a good job you did real artists take a little pain to stretch their creative muscles feel the burn english
A tongue lashing so fierce its sent me simpering back to my writers room!
tHIS IS, sO BEAUTIFUL AND ACTUALLY, KIND OF DEEP WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
Honestly my friend... I kind of had you in mind when i was writing it...
My sister... from a different mister... my friend from the other end... my pal from the other valve... my tavvy the endlessly savvy... my amigo with the different lingo... my mate from outer space... my page from a different cage!
mY BROTHER FROM,,, aNOTHER MY JAKE, tHE SNAKE, mY GUY WHO IS, sO FLY, mY BUDDY WHO, iSN'T MUDDY, uNLESS HE, wANTS TO BE, mY BUD, wHO, pLAYS IN MUD, mY CHIEF,,, oF THE REEF, tHE BOSS OF,,, mOSS (BOTH GREEN), mY,,, dOPE, wITH THE HOPE!
My bud in the suds! My comrade who is bomb-rad! My bronze bull who is bound FULL (of friendship)! My friend until the end! My dear with the sharp spear! My fancy with a lance-y!
mY, uMM,,, JAKE SULLY, wITH THE,,, gULLY? jAKE AND JOSH WITH, tHE SAUCE, JAKE gYLLENHAAL WITH, iT ALL, JAKE THE SNAKE, JAKE WHO DOESN'T ACHE, JAKE FROM, sTATE FARM WHO CAN, dO NO HARM,