john egbert: "Haha, holy shit. You guys have to read this. Karkat has gone…"

haha, holy shit. you guys have to read this. karkat has gone off the rails. https://letterboxd.com/cgeneticist/film/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff-the-moive/

letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive (2014)FIRST OF ALL, I JUST NEED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT IT IS A CERTAIN SPECIAL KIND OF TORTURE TO REWATCH ALL OF THESE, MOIVE INCLUDED, IN ONE GO. HOWEVER I AM NOTHING IF NOT A DUTIFUL AND HUMBLE SERVANT TO THE ART OF FILM REVIEW, EVEN IF THE FILMS IN QUESTION AND SUBMITTED FOR PURVIEW ARE DAVE STRIDER’S. YOU ALL SHOULD KISS MY FUCKING BOOTS FOR THIS, BASICALLY. WHEN I SAT DOWN TO FINALLY WRITE THIS, MY GANDERBULBS SUFFICIENTLY BLOODSHOT AND FEELING THE DESPERATE NEED TO WATCH SOMETHING, ANYTHING, AS A PALETTE CLEANSER, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF: WHEREletterboxd.com

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KARKAT VANTAS

4 days ago

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU WOULDN’T KNOW TRUE TASTE IN CINEMA IF IT RIPPED YOUR FRONDS OFF AND STUCK THEM IN YOUR WASTE CHUTE!

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Tavros Nitram

4 days ago

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@adiosToreador[AT]

hAHA, i LOVED, tHIS ONE,

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Hella Jeff

4 days ago

@hellaJeff[HJ]

This FAPASS dunkstick writes too much EVERY FUCKING time

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