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lOVE! bUT UHH PLATONICALLY, aLSO sTEYSI REACHED OUT TO ME, sPECIFICALLY, wHICH i THOUGHT WAS ODD, bUT NICE!
sHE TRIED TO BE MODEST AND TOLD ME, nOT TO TELL YOU, hOW MUCH SHE PUT INTO PLANNING, aLL THIS, bUT WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT, wITHOUT HER HARD WORK!
Mmmmmm Well Thank You Thank You All This Was All Very Thoughtful Of You
yAY! i'M GLAD YOU GOT OVER YOUR FEAR OF, sURPRISE PARTIES, sTEYSI TOLD ME ALL ABOUT THAT WHEN i OBJECTED, oN THOSE GROUNDS, nOW COME HERE AND GIVE ME, a BIG HUG, aND ALSO PUT ON YOUR RECREATIONAL DUNCE CAP,
WATCHING THIS ALL UNFOLD HAS BEEN LIKE BEARING WITNESS TO A SCUTTLELINE CRASH THAT DESPITE BEING PANTS SHITTINGLY PITIFUL IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO TEAR YOUR GANDERBULBS FROM. I DON'T THINK THE WORD 'SORRY' DOES JUSTICE FOR THE BULLSHIT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH TODAY.
Karkat I Cant Even Recoordinate My Attire For This Occasion Im Still In My Work Clothes With No Appropriate Alternatives Dispatched To My Wardrobifier
FUCKING HELL. DO YOU NEED ME TO BRING YOU SOMETHING? GOD FORBID ANYONE BE ABLE TO FUNCTION WITHOUT KARKAT VANTAS HAVING TO SWOOP IN LIKE SOME KIND OF WARDROBE MALFUNCTION SUPERHERO.