)(e)(e)(e Ug)( I made a complete clownfis)( of myself today I wis)( I would've been sober maybe t)(en I wouldn't )(ave glubbed t)(e w)(ole t)(ing up! I don't like being sober 38(
:33< purrlenty of fish in the sea fefurry!!!
wHAT HAPPENED?
7ou'll get 'em next time
)(i karkat )(ow are you doing tonig)(t? I'm about glubbing fall off t)(e deepend 38)
I got super glubbing )(ig)( and t)(en tried to flirt wit)( t)(em 38/
wELL, i AM SURE AN APOLOGY, wHEN YOU HAVE A CLEAR HEAD, wILL HELP SMOOTH THINGS OVER,
iT'S OKAY, i AM SURE THAT THINGS WILL TURN OUT, aLRIGHT,
*PLEASE* DON'T. REMEMBER THAT EVERY TIME A RECURSION OF ONE OF US BLOWS THEIR FUCKING TOP AND GOES ON A NARRATIVELY WEIGHTY VILLAIN ARC, IT GENERATES THE TEMPORAL EQUIVALENT OF A METRIC FUCKTON OF PLASTIC LITTER INTO A FLOATING EXISTENTIAL GARBAGE PATCH IN THE SLUDGE-MUDDLED, RADIUM-STEEPED OCEAN OF PARADOX SPACE. A WELL-RESTED FEFERI IS AN ENVIRONMENTALLY RESPONSIBLE FEFERI. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS TO YOU, BUT. DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER. GET IT TOGETHER, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. IF YOU NEED A PRONGSHELF TO LEAN ON, MINE IS BEGRUDGINGLY AVAILABLE.
I )(ave sobered up, I still feel like Karp but it's a little better T)(ank you for )(elping me r-E-EL myself toget)(er sorry be so glubbing out of it yesterday 38)