mAYBE YOU'D BE KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES, aND THEY WOULD TAKE YOU TO THEIR HIDEOUT, aS PIRATES OFTEN DO, bUT i'D FIND THE SECRET MAP, aND i WOULD VIGILANTE-BUSHWHACK, tHROUGH THE JUNGLES OF pERU, jUST TO SAVE YOU, aND i'D TAKE YOU NORTH TO mEXICO, wHERE YOU WOULD TELL ME YOUR LIFE STORY, oN THE STEPS OF A mAYAN TEMPLE, wHERE WE'D CAMP, sINGING NONSENSE SONGS IN 12 BARS, tO THE JAGUARS, uNTIL YOU'D SENSE ME, yOUR EYES CONVINCING, aND i WOULD KISS YOU, lIKE A HERO IN THE HALF-LIGHT, dRYER SHEETS AND PEACH SHAMPOO, tHE SMELL OF PALM LEAVES, i'D SLEEP AGAINST YOU, uNTIL THE NATIVES FOUND US, bUT THEY WOULD CROWN US KING AND QUEEN, aND WE COULD STAY THERE, sPEND OUR DAYS THERE, eATING GUAVA BY THE SEA, aND i COULD UNDERSTAND YOUR VIEWS, aND YOU COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH ME, #LYRICSPOSTING
Ludo, My Beloved.