｢kekeke~ megane-san is going to drop his HIGEKI-TEKINA KAKO!!! (゜∇^d)!!｣ ｢many people have asked megane-san... (´_ゝ`) ne ne, megane-san! itsumo... eto itsumo, has megane always been this way? (￣▽￣;) w-what did megane-san do before ai-chan and the nyepic animes...｣ ｢syooo, megane-san is going to tell you about bokuself! (∩ﾟ∀｀∩) before megane-san found his mangas and animes, megane-san was... seikagaku enjinia! (*´∇｀)ﾉ imperial kagaku! (*´・∀・｀*) much smarts, very hard workies! (*´ﾉ∀`*) keke... megane-san spent choto hours on... (゜∀。) large scale sopor manyafacturering! ｣ ｢mane-chan's prestigious gakusei! (・ω・) megane-san had it nyall...｣ ｢until.... (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ gyuhhhh!!! megane-san heard his work tomodachi talking about something... (ФωФ) nyaht megane-san's former gaijin gameu... nyo... (〃￣ー￣〃) visual novels...｣ ｢megane-san... was ENRAPTURED!! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ｣ ｢he started saisei-chu! Σ(・∀・) his unihorno started tingling for the first time!｣ ｢(；゜∀゜) h-he couldn't stop! syo many girls! syo many stories! megane-san, always devoted, always nyahledgable, wanted moar!｣ ｢megane-san started watching mesu kitsune play... foxy ladies, ahhh~~ (ФωФ) keke.. proverbially speaking~｣ ｢until... Σ(ﾟωﾟ) nani? what's this? a kyutieful girl who's all yippy, nyo beast? (ФωФ) a-and... she weally jiggles? (ФωФ) a-ahhh!!! boku couldn't believe it! shock and awe, megane's unicorno powers were unlocked with a single bounce from ai-chan!｣ ｢((φ(￣ー￣ ) megane-san knew, from that night on... boku could nyever leave the hive. boku would raibu for ai-chan. shinderu for ai-chan. ☆⌒（＊＾∇゜）everything was unlocked! waifuification, pantsuionics, wuv wuv KYUTIEBEAMU!!! ☆≡(＞。＜) megane's laifu changed!!｣ ｢and nyow... megane-san's h-｣ ｢kekeke... (ФωФ)｣ ｢n-nani...｣ ｢what's this? (ФωФ)｣ ｢could it be...｣ ｢megane-san｣ ｢was just a liar all along!?!?!?｣ ｢n...none of this is true!?!?!?!｣ ｢megane-san... is just like koichi-san!｣ ｢kekeke!!!!!~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is megane-san's super real tragic backstory! (ФωФ) keke... nyo lies~ or fakies~ (—ωФ). itsumo means "always". time is subjective, everynyan! (^-^; ) seikagaku enjinia means... supa smarto guy! (*￣∇￣)ノ kagaku, supa supa scientist desu! gakusei means student hmmm... very studious... sailorfuku byut... only for people in their ADULT MOLT! ( `_ゝ´) nyo bad ideas! tomodachi means fwiends. (*´∇｀)ﾉ gaijin means baka ugly westerners. gaijin gameu are big baka (DUMMY) games like call of imperial duty and gog of war (;´-｀) saisei-chu means play!! (`・ω・) bokus first visual nyavel was "olivelove~☆ kyutie fairy pri~ date to live~☆♡♤◇♧" and hai... it twas nyepic sauce. ( o_ゝo) mesu kitsune means... foxy gyals! (＾∀＾) like ai-flop. (*￣ー￣) īe, no, she is not a kyutie neko. she just wuvs to flick to kyutie nekos. ( ﾟーﾟ) very different. (*´∀｀*) megane-san would live or die for her... (｀皿´) at ONE POINT!!.... keke (ФωФ) megane-san is sowwy for being a trickster!! ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ boku has to let the good feelies out like this.]
hi neeiht 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 -) 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 thanks fir sharing 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
I want to grab you by the horn and throw you hard as fuck
｢(^з^)-☆｣
｢(ﾟωﾟ) *dodges*｣
~I can f~Orgive a l~Ot, but I can't fO~rgive being a K~Oichi fan. I... I dO~n't actually kn~Ow why I kn~Ow anything ab~Out that, I ain't usually intO~ that kinda stuff. But nah, this is a step t~O~O far~
｢Σ(・∀・；) koichi-san is an extremely well-written secondary antagonist, sai-chan!｣ ｢onegai... open your kokoro to the truth. (･ｃ_,･｀ ;)｣
~The writers team really th~Ought they had an~Other Nagit~O O~n their prO~ngs. They were wrO~ng man, they were wrO~ng~
｢(ノ_＜。) sai-chan, nyo!!!｣