Are we BACK to posting about our various smells? Ok, very well! :B My #SignatureScent is NOT a fragrance which can be purchased "off the rack," as it were. It is olfactory couture, and the formula is proprietary. You would know it instantly if you smelled it, but recreating the exact proportions is impossible. It is like the formula for Coca-Cola that way! It has been engineered- shall we say maximized?- for the precise balance between the natural pH of my skin and the underlying chemical signals. TOP NOTES: Condensed Milk / Fresh Fig / Vanilla Orchid MIDDLE NOTES: Vanilla / Brown Sugar / Puff Pastry / Baked Pear BASE NOTES: Milk Cream / Musk / Skin / Cashmir Wood / Amber @insufferablePrick Thoughts? Confirm/deny/rate for accuracy? :B
Wow. That looked substantially less shitty when minimized.
totes mama c like i cannot fucking stress enough how borderline uncanny this shit is i didnt exactly grow up to like orchards full of figs or whatever pretty sure jesus cursed mine to never produced never had baked pear or puff pastry or amber can you eat amber probably not pretty sure thats the shit they trapped aerodactyl in but i hit up a local bakery a bit ago and asked them to make me a buncha stuff featuring milk cream brown sugar puff pastry which btw fucking bomb my mouth is still watering just so i can stuff more in it condensed milk and while its no musk cashmir wood skin or fresh fig fuck if it didnt get me all sappy and sobby thinkin of @gutsyGumshoe
okay but can you also see how mad charming it is that you used an extremely crunched to high shit resolution img for your catty response like aw you are so unbothered you cant be assed like work girl
off a different rack i suppose
Do you need a second round of reeducation. :|
hnn no maam sorry maam
Time is money, buster! >:B Good to know someone views me in a more charitable light when I flub a reaction image.
You did what now.
You were sniffing-and-snarfing simulated Janecakes???
well coincidentally i was hoping to get my hands on some actual janecakes patented family recipe nothing could ever compare to the og you feel me