
hey just to set the record straight. vwould. im just like uhh. pale ace wvhatevwer. unless your idea of shooshpapping invwolvwes your tongue, then im game. #nsfwv

Whenever you talk an angel loses its wings.

if you think about it, thats actually a compliment. i heard eridan killed loads of angels

🙂↔️ Nope. Insult.

too late

I would say "hope you get crabs," but that kind requires you to have even a modicum of success getting someone into bed.

the best part about this site is, despite evwerything that should be good and true, calling me a wvirgin just dont vwork no more #nsfvw

Okay. I cast get crabs.
YOU SINCERELY MIGHT BE. THE FIRST TROLL IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. TO COME REMOTELY CLOSE. TO "GETTING IT."

just think of all the poor lalondes

i think a proper moirallegience depends something of mine papping the back of your throat ;) #nsfwv