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The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.

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@dStrides[DS]

dude i got #crabs at #eridanweek am i gonna get reimbursed for this

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No.

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@dStrides[DS]

man you suck

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

you are in the middle a the fuckin ocean this is wwhere you oughta be expectin crabs to be

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@dStrides[DS]

no like lice in my pubes dude

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Staff at #eridanweek are not responsible for STDs exchanged between attendants. Learn to wrap it up and be more discreet in who you bump uglies with. And maybe go Google some fucking remedies instead of airing this shit out in public where everyone can see it. Bro to bro? It's kind of embarrassing.

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@dStrides[DS]

i think its funny you are just a hater maybe youd be embarrassed but i sure as hell aint

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You know what? I can begrudgingly respect someone so loudly confident in their shamelessness. I'll be there for the public post announcing your condition.

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thanks man

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