I remember the time my ex moirail shoved a cooked gobblebeast up his wastechute on a dare. It was his fault he clawvinced me humans did that fur human giving thanks. He did it on a dare. #nsfw #nsfwe
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Purressing X to doubt.
You remind me of him. The tone of your text is pleasantly furmiliar.
My alts run around unshackled throughout the multiverse. I'm not surprised you've met one.
What a great human. He taught me the impurrtance of Eminem, slam pawetry and annie may.
Like down with that Grand Higblood, that fucking clown. Thinks he can throw paws and take me down. I'll bring his and any ass to town. #micdrop
Big kitty, got a little gritty, slamming on the beat make that thing look beaten shitty. Skitty skitty, getting kinda silly, join in, they like "will he?", scoot to something pretty, help her whoop that ass off a mighty big billy.
Soft kitty, warm kitty, not a fucking chance. Right here coming furrom the underground with my written lance. Hissin and spittin words to slam on this clawment. Alternatian lowbloods represent. Hide your spades, hide your hearts. The human creature and the crazy old meowtherfucker about to start.