Sigh, what is a totally average troll girl to do..... If only someone could help me braid my hair...
> nah, this is just a fresh account after getting trojan horse'd lmao. > decided to come back after a long period of demotivation ngl. > forgot how fucking peak the lolcows are here.
> took long enough! > wish i saw that in person and recorded, would've totally turned a phat profit.
Yeah! I was unconscious so I missed it but I heard from my friend sollux!
Ooh! Oh, powerful and cunning merchantwoman Elwurd Gaegrl, please help me braid my hair!
It is pretty disappointing but honestly a bit overdue I thought for sure slam or get culled would've taken him out
yes young traveLer joey i wiLL bestow upon thee the finest braid this Land has ever seen

