@alarmingApothecary — #trollbamacare
[|87 :: Well that’s another successful procedure. #trollbamacare for the fuk;n w;n yet aga;n.
[|87 :: 1 l;kely wont be at #f;ghtn;ght ton;ght however 1 w;ll be send;n med;cal suppl;es for the event. All ;njur;es susta;ned from f;ghtn;ght treated at my cl;n;c w;ll be free of charge thanks to the contr;but;ons of #trollbamacare
[|87 :: Unfortunately 1 w;ll not be around for ton;ght's #f;ghtn;ght. However any and all pat;ents who come to my off;ce ton;ght or tomorrow ;n need of ass;stance from any ;njur;es related to the event w;ll rece;ve treatment free of charge thanks to the efforts of #trollbamacare. 1 w;sh all part;c;pants a very fru;tful battle w;th much bl00dshed.
[|87 :: For once 1 have actually g00d news! 1 have found the cure to space a;ds! The bad news ;s that ;t's f;nanc;ally ;mposs;ble to mass produce...or at least ;t would have been ;f we d;dn't have #trollbamacare com;n ;n clutch yet aga;n!!! #spacea;dsawareness
[|87 :: 1 w;ll be at #f;ghtn;ght w;th a few of my gene-freaks to act as the events med;cullers. Rem;nder, all med;cal expenses w;ll be covered by #trollbamacare for the n;ght ;nclud;n ambulance serv;ce, please note we hold the r;ght to refuse treatment just as much as the pat;ent does should the need ar;se. 1 w;sh all contestants the best of luck ;n th;s endeavor. Should 1 be late, s;mply br;n the wounded to the operat;n r00m for my arr;val.
[|87 :: Unfortunately 1 won’t be able to act as a med;culler for #f;ghtn;ght ton;ght. HOWEVER, ambulances w;ll be prov;ded thanks to #Trollbamacare and 1 w;ll have some of my genet;cally mod;f;ed freaks sent over to dr;ve sa;d ambulances ;f need be.
[|87 :: Update on the shadow dropper v;rus, a cure has been synthes;zed! W;th the fund;n from #trollbamacare now we have the appropr;ate resources to d;str;bute th;s vacc;ne worldw;de! 1f you l;ve off world though you are st;ll fuked.
[|87 :: 1t ;s an honor to be a part of the @barackObama adm;n;strat;on as head of the health and safety department. W;th #Trollbamacare we can ensure all trolls and humans al;ke can rece;ve affordable healthcare!
[|87 :: 1 suggest we all take a moment to apprec;ate #Trollbamacare for cover;n med;cal expenses from #f;ghtn;ght last n;ght. Makes my operat;ons much sm00ther.