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GOOD FUCKING SHIT, THE MOONS ARE BRIGHT TODAY. BLUH.

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get polarised ganderbulb glass bro

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MY STANDING DECISION TO LEAVE MY GANDERBULBS PAINFULLY EXPOSED TO THE SCATHING LIGHT OF THE WAKING WORLD IS THE ONLY THING STEMMING THE TIDE OF A VERY SPECIFIC FASHION TREND AMONG FIFTY PERCENT OF THE TROLL KINGDOM'S LEADERSHIP. IF I START WEARING SOOTGLASSES TOO, EVERYONE HERE IS GOING TO THINK THAT DEMOCRACY IS DEAD. KARKAT VANTAS STARES DIRECTLY INTO THE MOON WITH HIS BLOODSHOT BULBS FOR *LIBERTY.*

uh huh. so what i'm hearing is: ya broKe

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ya just tried starin harder at em just outta spite? heard some folk train their eyes to handle the light that way, doin' it in about 10 minute bursts?