MY STANDING DECISION TO LEAVE MY GANDERBULBS PAINFULLY EXPOSED TO THE SCATHING LIGHT OF THE WAKING WORLD IS THE ONLY THING STEMMING THE TIDE OF A VERY SPECIFIC FASHION TREND AMONG FIFTY PERCENT OF THE TROLL KINGDOM'S LEADERSHIP. IF I START WEARING SOOTGLASSES TOO, EVERYONE HERE IS GOING TO THINK THAT DEMOCRACY IS DEAD.
KARKAT VANTAS STARES DIRECTLY INTO THE MOON WITH HIS BLOODSHOT BULBS FOR *LIBERTY.*