>([if you could go back in time and talk to ya 5 sweep old self w#at wisdom are u impartin]
♯letthegriefconsumeyou
You probably shouldn't go to that convention lol.
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Drink even m.o°re s.o°da than y.o°u already are
nEVER STOP MESSAGING HER GOOD NIGHT AND, gOOD MORNING, eVEN WHEN SHE STOPS REPLYING,
"= learn how to plug in a helmstroll before you try it the first time. don't lose some shit. to electrical explosions. and also, uh, ditch the empire if you can, also, avoid the meat grinder. ="
>[ 10 i would say someth-ng along the lines of: 20 "please do not eat that, that is not candy, you will be sick for a large multitude of nights and days and it will suck really bad and you'll have learned noth-ng valuable from the exxp-rience exxcept maybe that you shouldn't eat suspiciously candy-shaped objects you find on the sidewalk outside of troll 7-11." ];
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I'd tell them to avoid getting stuck on fleet ship later in life or a weirdly hot alien will get aboard, crash the ship, and make his head explode.