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((That was really funny! Was not expecting to read that XD))
(( RGIS ACTUALLY MADE ME HONK OUT LOUD
1f anyone wants to go f1sh1n w1th me just head to the Southern Port 1n the cap1tal
i am going to go stare into the void of space for a bit
:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
D --> Alternian culture does certainly leave much to be desired in terms of troll rights and the efficiency of the system
I see we are #lyricposting, and I am delighted to join in. This is a personal favorite of mine. And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

((Hitting all bro striders with the therapy stick
heard we were p/)sting dik pics s/) uh here #nsfw https://i.pinimg.c/)m//)riginals/cc/e0/40/cce04047db45f5ed8de67df27e1222e3.jpg
// So she's basically a cosplay sorta girl. She doesn't make them, but she has them custom fitted. She goes to cons just to have fun. She also is obsessed with NASA and learning about space. I kinda attribute that to a connection to the horrorterrors. She loves Neil Degrass Tyson and Carl Sagan. She loves Animal Crossing, Mario Kart, Repo, Dead by Daylight and Mario Party. She's learning to express herself outside of being an heiress. With that all and being god tier, she wants to focus on healing the oceans.
((AW YEA :(( i have a bird,,6 year old cockatiel :) ))
((AWW i love pigeons theyre so criminally underrated))
((KAR ALSO REALLY LIKES BIRDS!! he has a pet green cheek conure (:B ))
I try not to block often so I don't miss context on the feed, but when it comes to that I have. Might be difficult but I can recommend
Treading delicately about how to say this to not single anyone out, but I've definitely seen instances of people replying ic to ooc posts and not really maintaining that separation :/
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
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((FUCKKK HARD RECHITTTTT))
Yes the bee is still in the fucking Oval Office by the way.
:33 < hey guys im transmasc nyanbinary!! :)) :33 < happy trans visibility night!!!
JUST SAYIN. TWO STRAPPIN FELLAS. ONE WITH HAIR. ONE COMPLETELY SMOOTH. HELL YEAH. WE CAN PROBABLY MAKE A GOOD TOBAGGANING TEAM.
:33 < maybe mew have a shot of actually k33ping a relationship and mewr alts pawre just jealous about that?? :?? just a hunch!
every hate on my posts only makes me stronger.
I dunno I feel like I always come back a bit differrent.
In death, I am done recruiting the Carapacians.
:33< whats my #substance of choice? :33< arsenic thank mew fur asking
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
Yeah, I'm finna eat and then lay down and watch a silly movie.
THat... ACtually doesn't sound like a TERRIBLE idea at all.
I've 8een here all of thirty minutes and my head already hurts.
...Is the only thing going on there a *trampoline*? Those aren't particularly difficult to come 8y, you know.
drokan threlt - @telepathsBane ralion lerrab - @fractiousGimcrack kerzet lashak - @coalescedDuality valkyn skoria - @vetandaAdespota dune schultz - @archaicArmageddon karkat vantas - @carcinoGeneticist#1380 lepito strigi - @lucentJokester blizan captor - @terminatedAlgorithm takker vantas - @causticGenome crotal vipera - @perniciousScrimshank anther igriss - @calamitousGlory mutt - you are here dstri - @timeskipGuydude knytte - @hallowedVessel adlask fontan @ascendantRapture
((alright ooc post i guess. hi, i'm the behind soooo many accounts. welcome to my cyber reality. ooc you can address us as "abyss" and may even find us on discord as xchainbastardx 'mutt guy' here is kind of a clusterfuck of a canon getting oc-ified and coming full circle back to the original media they came from. you can definitely smell the tyzias on him. he is usually a pokemon oc with ~2 years of development behind him. this version of him doesn't have a proper name yet though. so you can just call him mutt and he'll respond. his normal name? "tess mcgill." this version is kiiiinda different though. still "born in a test tube, raised in a lab" but he's actually fine with it because he can be as violent as his heart desires. also he's a lycanthrope. probably on account of being born in a lab. proper lore coming soon? we will see... in any case he is definitely not alternian. uses a mix of human words and troll words depending on which works better in context and depending on if my brain is working. don't even worry about it. mutt is a deeply unserious individual. he's also a butch lesbian and will salute when a woman ask him to do anything. i'm open to exploring shipping opportunities or just plain hook-up FWB type opportunities lol. very partial to muscular and generally strong women. he fucks with nonbinary too seeing as He Is One. i'll be tagging my other accounts in the comments for ease of accessibility. cheersies #ooc #pinned
\ 1 th1nk 1t's l1ke, a mus1c fest1val? 0r s0me s0rt 0f b1g party? / \ 1 0nly g0t 1nterested because 0f tr0ll M1chael Jacks0n tbh/
cøming up øn 14 years................ half that if yøu cøunt the timeline i use før tumblr+etc he started as a captør fancestør! thø that was remøved før this timeline, i didn't feel like adjusting certain details sø it's still p øbviøus that he shares a *canøn* captør cønnectiøn, but the ønes frøm his timeline have different traits since it's a bløødswap ø:
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(( wipes a tear from my eye. shes at that age where girls only have one thing on their mind after all...))
(('mutt' here was originally an AU tyzias entykk for a pokemon setting made in 2022. and now i've circled back around after ~2 or so years of development in a different pokemon server. he's an OSHA safety inspector there. he has a farmgirl girlfriend that's energetic and fit in a different way than stelsa. his name is normally "tess mcgill" but i havent thought of a troll name so. he's still just Mutt Guy to me. he went from lab creation (angry about it) to lab creation (chill about it). the different conditions in each iteration's respective setting is so fun for me to explore so i'm glad i came full circle with him https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/87441200_R4He8uNBBFcczAg.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/91179244_9Ybm0Am6lpS432L.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/115680250_2ElFUvCvbdSSfS0.png
3833 < Yes yes! Very sealy, or maybe sea lion would be more apt? Pinniped princess of any sort! > 3833 < Do you have any sharky inclinations or just appearifications? (Example! I /really/ like to slap my tail on the surface of water to startle prey!) > 38OO
((i try to keep my egbert close to a point in a moral and attitude sense, but ive diverged from canon in stated queerness. the jinx thing is pretty recent and speaks on my opinions to how freedom of expression suits egbert. been roleplaying this goof for ages, since like, trollmegle and pesterchum.
(( now i have to embarrassingly admit that ive been writing this fucker for someodd 10 years he's an older and slightly* more mature version of the original version i used to write given i picked him up when homestuck was still being actively written out i feel like all my muses end up deviating from canon a bit and eridan is certainly no exception but i do try to stick very close to his known canon personality just with a little added flair and age/experience ))
((whoops forgot to hit the ooc button
// i've been writing echo for nearly 10 years! this specific iteration of her has been going for about 7 years. never a canon character. for my sollux i've been writing him for 10 years! i try my best to be very close to canon as far as personality and way of speech
(( this particular hal has been in my arsenal since 2024! hes changed a lot since i picked him up via natural character development and me deciding on his direction and what i wanted to emphasize in him im mostly trying to logically expand on canon events but his struggles are based on my own experiences with anxiety and adhd
For Hope I've played some stage of her life since 2011/2012, and she started as an oc first though I suppose there's some latent striderisms in there. I got an idea of what's her canon and what isn't. For capt set I kinda just made her off the dome a few days ago? Originally a different oc but I wanted to play more than just hope in spaces only allowing hs ocs so now she's a troll now. While not based on anyone I am trying to keep like teals with their big legalese and like. Functioning as part of a legal system in mind with the whole trade merchant angle.
// Looks at Fefeta. Ummmm... So... So many years. :'l She's been my wiwi for so long, I can't imagine a time I DIDN'T have her, and she's so different now from the start... I used to try to adhere to canon, but it is like, not easy to engage with people when all you can say is 3833, so I started saying she could use sign language. And that was the beginning of the end, since all it takes is one headcanon to get you on that horse!!!

// Actually had this idea brewing for a fan session me and my partner were working on sometime ago. A Dave so far into the extreme he looses him self. Added a bit more context and gave him a dark old Hollywood vibe and viola. So much fun to play <3
(( Over 10 years. Let me check when the Intermission came out. [Time passed, envision it here.] 16 years. I'd say he's become more bitter and more tired over the time I've played him. ))
// OOC Answer: I think I've been writing Kolren for... 8 or 9 years now? He started off as a next-gen Serket for a fan-descendant session on DeviantART and he's just never left me. I tried un-Serketing him but it never stayed that way. I love him and I need him to be hit with hammers immediately //
i came up with this motherfucker on a whim because i wanted to harass my friend they did not start as a canon, naw. unsure! i don't remember 100% of the canon! )
3833 < So polite! I don't mind, lemme see... > 3833 < As a Sprite of a land-dwelling troll and a seadweller troll, my traits are a little half and half. I have round ears with fluffy, fluttery fins attached--Magenta bloods usually have opaque fins too, so that carried over! I have paws like most trolls, but where there should be webbing there isn't any... > 3833 < That would make swimming SUPER tough! But, my tail is finned like a Magenta seadweller and SUPER muscular... Like a seal! No scales, though it should. I think the land dweller traits overrode that in my gene coding. > 3833 < No razor throat like you, though that sounds METAL!!! > 3>8DD
>> good timezone, guys, gays, and theys -+ >> this is your reminder to sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself ++ // https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105794630_ELZz5USXYaPRkiJ.png?1755572818
3833 < Lots and lots and lots... > 3833 < Here on Alterra, we got paws! Some have hooves, scienterrorists thought that lusii had a part in how their charges molted to look and that theory doesn't seem totally bunk! Tails and prominent ears... It's almost like we were designed by a human furry! > 3X33
(( all good!!! sorry he's a bit of a stinker i think ur cronus is cute and i adore seeing seatroll headcanons xoxo ))
your graciousness is ever-present, dear one. i am very grateful to you for asking; this was a crime that i truly needed to be free of.
once, + you must understand it was a dire situation, i had the poor sense to replace grubsauce with a meatless slurry substitute. my pasta was flavorless, dear one! flavorless + sad.
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gonna agree with you there and not try to feel bad about missing the entire morning lol
Bro I’m genuinely happy for you. Posts like this make me smile. You deserve that fucking whimsy
welp… managed to fix my back but i fell asleep again :T
G99d m9rning. I h9pe every9ne has slept well. If it isn't m9rning, g99d aftern99n 9r g99d evening.
cliche maybe but eevee and their gen 4 evolutions
mAn i kEeP SeEiNg sO MuCh mOtHeRfUcKiN HaTe oN ThE TiMe lInE WhY CaN'T AnY BrOtHeR JuSt lOvE EaCh oThEr? :o(
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get enabled, do the sleeve. sleeves are fucking awesome
any daves out there ever get confused which line they're from?
i try not to think about it too hard cuz i start getting philosophical
hi there! take a lⓛⓛk at my preciⓛus lusus lynxmⓛm! https://i.imgur.cⓛm/YtxFⓛRw.png
man clownin is allll about bein like chill anD shit i Dunno what these trolls were talkin about last night we are all chill fuckin DuDesss
let me know what happens
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
I painted s಄me st಄nes ಄nce and left messages underneath. I left them lying ar಄und. I w಄nder if any಄ne f಄und the ಄nes that said 'get fucked'.
LOVE THAT CLICKING EITHER THE LOATHED OR ADORED BUTTON MAKES THE WEBSITE SHIT ITSELF
:oO // this is SO fire!!!!
:33 < serenade me with mewr penis mewsic #nsfw
here i am just trying to enjoy my jasmine iced tea and jack has the nerve to ATTACK ME
i wwas gonna try for a fin piercin at one point but betwween my line a wwork and the constant territorial pushes at the shore i ended up decidin it wwasnt wworth the effort cuz it wwoulda most likely jus been torn out an then id havve a torn ass fin i guess i could get one NOWW but iunno that im really feelin it anymore
Do you ever just Yeah.

fuk yea nanna get it

It's decidedly a bad good movie. Great concept, sub-par acting. It's good in the sense that it's a meta-critic of the modern horror genre.

Cabin in the Woods.
While hornyposting is not illegal, I will be judging you for it.
:33 < i think pawll eridans are funny in a objectively horrible way tbh!!
:33 < oh my god!! i have s33n him!! lol!! ok ill k33p my eye out fur posts now x33
:33 < take one of his capes itd be worse than his eyes unless the eridan mew faught got past his weird wizard phase then take something valuable furrom him in return >:33 :33 < congrats on beating his ass btw!! purroud of mew!
:33 < i think messing with him is valid af especially with how he fucking ripped mewre eye out? ya id fucking mess with him too!
:33 < if it makes mew f33l better the one i purrsonally knew sucked big eggs :// :UU < makes me wonder if theres any one of them that is actually red33mable...
surely a whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner will fix mme
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
A true hero appears, someone I actually know. Don't worry, they will be stabbed first.
// this is why i failed my language classes.. no sabo mf knows NOTHIN LMAOO
((IT SOUNDED LIKE "KAZOO" TO ME THATS WHERE IT CAME FROM LAMOOOO
((IS THAT HOW ITS SPELT??!!! IVE BEEN TYPING KAZOOTEIT????
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ -OOC- A canon-divergent version of Mindfang, she once resided on Alternia and ultimately met her fated demise. She is since on her own reward planet after highjacking a Sgrub-session and taking it for herself. Everything that followed has been meticulously developed over months of roleplay in the Discord group @ghostshipofficial, so if it strikes you as unhinged, know that it is the product of extensive collaborative storytelling behind it. She rarely speaks of her divergence, and when she does, she will mislead your muse into believing she is either dead in the dreambubbles or still on Alternia. She lies whenever it suits her, and she is far from a kind soul. If you don't like IC conflict, deception or harsher characters which will take an exceptionally long time to befriend this blog is not for you. Everyone else, welcome and enjoy. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
they wont be neurotypical when im done with them

((Oh shit god added the pin suggestion fuck yes.))
https://i.postimg.cc/4N9tHmCf/IMG-5923.jpg The curse takes all. It takes that which brings me joy, that which makes me feel at all. My life, my vigor, it is all torn away from me drop by drop, blood from a seeping cut. From my body to my world itself, nothing will remain. #Cursed #FeelingCursed #ASecondSpill #HasHitTheTimeline
yeah i always use a random character i never use like ¤ and it works great! but AAAAAAUUUGJGHGH is funny as hell lmaoooo
(( if your quirk is complicated, or involves switching characters between each other, having dummy replacement steps is your friend. you can either have it be a random string like adam suggests or a unicode character so far removed from anything you would ever end up reasonably using that theres no chance of interference
(( i had something similar on the old pesterchum irc so it might work! ))
Well, I had not intended to re8log that post, 8ut now that I have made my presence known, I may as well offer a proper response. As a 8eforan, 8oth are permitted to exist, though lime8loods are regarded as ordinary citizens rather than targets for extermin8tion, as is the case on Alternia. Their existence is not criminalised in the same overtly violent manner, which already marks a significant divergence 8etween the two societies. As for what many refer to as “mutants” - a rather unkind term, I think, it may 8e more appropri8te to say offcaste. In 8eforus, such individuals are typically placed within the culling system, where they are assigned to the supervision of an adult troll. This arrangement is framed as care towards their development, though it ultim8tely culmin8tes in a predetermined life. Taking all of this into account, I would argue that it is generally 8etter to 8e a lime8lood on 8eforus than an offcaste on Alternia. That said, an offcaste on Alternia may, in some cases, conceal themselves as its warmer caste of 8urgundy. Given that 8urgundy are often overlooked or dismissed as the lowest caste, this does offer a certain advantage, namely, the a8ility to remain unnoticed, which can 8e a form of survival in itself. #caste #hemosim #politics #theotricals #8eforus #Alternia #CullingSystem
Do not give up. There are opportunities for hope everywhere. To experience bad times is to acknowledge the happiness that came before and will come after.
May you have strength. Drawing is a pain))
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