K--<who want to fight me
DO YOu EVEN NEED TO ASK. I ONLY GAVE YOu FIGHTING TIPS. SO I COuLD WATCH YOu FAIL TO uSE THEM. LIKE A MISERABLE ASS BITCH.
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K--<im gonna square up against someone man
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe mind horribly taggin' me in? My dash is full 'o yer trials 'n tribbin' tribulations, and it's givin' me the conniptions!!! Like..."IT SHOULD BE SMARTER THAN THIS!!" YER SO CLOSE, 'N THEN YA JUST...DOUBLE BACK AROUND IN SOME MOBIUS LOOP 'O SELF-FLAGELLATION 'N BELLY DRUMMIN'. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I ain't usually th'sort t'roll initiative all willy nilly like...but GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL, PLEASE. Yain't gonna make it! It's like watchin' a carriage with no wheels hooked up to a trebuchet, the driver like, don'thcu worry now, we're gonna hit the ground runnin'! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> LIKE YEA I WANNA FIGHT EWE. ON JUST ABOUT EVERY SILLY ASS DECISION YA UP 'N MAKE! I WANNA BE A FULLTIME ANGEL ON YER SHOULDER, SHRIEKIN' OBSCENITIES TO HEAVEN YONDER 'N BACK, LIKE. YAIN'T GOT A BETTER IDEA 'BOUT HOW T'COMPOSE YERSELF? YAIN'T GOT BETTER PEOPLE T'BE MINDIN'? GRAUGHGH! ╰། ( ᏊʘꈊʘᏊ) །╯ < TIME AND PLACE!!!! GIMME A TIME AND PLACE, I'LL KNOCK THE SENSE BACK INTO EWE!!! IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE 'O PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCIN'. I PROMISE THIS IS FER YER OWN GOOD!!!!
I WOuLD PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE THAT.
K--<promise me youll be in the crowd?
IF I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. WHICH. CONSIDERING THE VENuE. IS EXTREMELY DOuBTFuL. THAT I WILL NOT. BuT I WILL AT LEAST. CATCH THE HIGHLIGHTS. WHETHER ON MY TONGuE. BECAuSE I AM THERE. AND SAVORING YOu GETTING SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO YOu. OR ON REPLAY. WHICH I WILL WATCH. IRRESPECTIVE OF IF I WAS PRESENT OR NOT.
K--<yes #feminism