
#MisandryMonday, a lesson in draining men dry...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ The most impawtant lesson in this is understanding in the eyes of a man, you always have pawer...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Insecure?...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ A man is obsessed with your insecurity...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Clawnfident?...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ A man loves a woman who can take care of herself...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Even if you think you're unattractive, a man is going to drop to his knees in furont of you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Men are easy, do not brie fooled...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Learning how to use yourself as a weapawn can get you anywhere...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ 1. Building your pawsona...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As a woman, you're easily boiled down by these squeaks...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Take 1 or 2 of these traits and make them the furefuront of your character...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You wear glasses and a bold pawsonality?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Office siren...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Quiet and shy?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Lean into brieing a pushofur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ 2. Capturing a date/client relationship...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ There are two ways to start this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Long term, the date pawlan...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Sort term, quad services...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Both of these will start online...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Dating apps are the pawfect pawlace to start...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ With your pawreviously discussed pawsona you are going to set up as many pawfiles on as many diffurent apps as you can manage...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Make sure you hammer in this caricature of yourself...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You love books, need a man who wants to go to the library, can't get enough of historic fiction...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You have to make yourself as simpawle as pawssible...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Men are stupid...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ They typically will brielieve you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Your first date is going to depend on you seeming as into him as pawssible...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You're banking on his loneliness...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Laugh at all his jokes, ask to hear more about his hobbies, ask about his bros...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ If you're taking the route of quad services there's plenty of ways to do this without efur including pailing but if you're comfurtable with this don't let me stop you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I find pale services the easiest to cash in on...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ A lot of times, especially high ranking men, have difficulty taking in a diamond...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Offuring simpawle things such as pile time, paps and a listening ear can get you far...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ End goal fur both routes are to end up at his hive...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Stay the day...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Make sure you leave with the goudas while he's sleeping...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ 3. Preparing a heist...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Your sylladex is IMPAWTANT...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I always recommend a scale based system...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Something where your cards will register groups of items...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I suggest 10 cards, 2 5lbs, 2 10lbs, 2 50lbs, 2 100lbs and 2 1000lbs...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Any valuables should brie on your list, make sure when you sneak it into your sylladex there's nothing that's going to claws a chain reaction...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I know you want to grab the computer and the TV, brie slow, examine the surroundings briefure you snatch...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Credit cards, cash, gold, the world is yours...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Clawnsider packing sleeping pills...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Make sure you make furends with any pawresent lusii...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ STAY ARMED...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Bring an umbrella...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Get out briefure dark...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ "Iodine, this is just a guide on how to commit a crime!" If you're thinking this, it's not fur you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Let me find the target audience...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
