CROSS EXAMINATION! why does literally everyone keep quitting @taxCollector and i's book club
OBJECTION! well im not? lol
I literally haven’t a clue. I’ve replaced the broken chair that I ripped the table leg off to hit you with while discussing Troll Arthur Conan Doyle btw so don’t worry about that. *____
You’re too cowardly to come to book club.
RE: REPLACED THE CHAIR! oh, good. i was going to take you to small claims court over that
You’ll get me on a small claims charge over my dead body.
POINT OF ORDER! well yes the fatality rate of small claims court is actually pretty high
-> this your bio? because legislacerator sounds to me a lot like 'cop.' https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9711ac2e2fbd.png
OBJECTION! my job is to yell at people in a courtblock i play defense more often than anything else. haven't actually had to do the bounty hunting part of the job since i was an intern at someone else's firm