Oboruo Doppel
@anthropologistsCovet
Hatchmates by chance, FRIENDS BY CHOICE Seeking human friend/pet PLEASE CONTACT IF INTERESTED little miss jadite '06 LMJ RUNNER UP '09
dear whats your nook i heard the humans have you tied down and spread open for dissection and conquest, ?are they warm to the touch ?do they really sneeze from ground of fauna ?if they truly have no CLAWS OR HORNS TO DEFEND WITH HOW ARE YOU NOT REVERSING THE ROLES SO QUICKLY ?OR IS THIS WHAT THEY WARN ABOUT THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT LET US KNOW HOW IT IS, SINCERELY YOUR PENNED COMPADRE, OBO
should write our dearest pen pal but truthfully i think HE DIED ON SOME FOREIGN PLANET LOOKING AT HIS TWEETS
his greatest sin was being hatched sui generis but the pity such a concept instilled in me made me more than willing to allow him the grace of your presence EVEN IF TRUTHFULLY I TOO WOULD HAVE KEPT THE LETTER ALL FOR MY LONESOME WOULD HE NOT MENTION HALF OF YOUR NAME WHEN HE SPELLED MINE
HIS BIGGEST CRIME WAS BEING HATCHED UGLY THEY USED TO CULL OFF THE UGLY ones I had to fight them off from culling you as a grub
you always had the softest pusher sister even if you dont always show it you keeping me unculled was YOUR FIRST ACT OF MERCY AND MY LAST BUT WE KNOW I DONT LET A DEBT GO UNREPAID
SUCCULENT ON GRAIN LOAF AND SOMETIMES ON ROAST BEAST DOUBLEMOM was right about keeping you around always worth something
?how come when i inquire about you to doublemom she never says anything SHE DOESNT REALLY SAY MUCH ABOUT ANYTHING ACTUALLY I THINK SHES QUITE SHY
SHE JUST HAS A LOT TO SAY TO A GIRL with her pan on straight and her priorities lined up
when me and oro were freshly pupated we'd play a game to see how long the new grubbies could stand to have that SQUISHY PART ON THEIR PANS PUSHED ON AND THE ONE THAT LASTED THE LONGEST GOT TO GO TO OUR SPECIAL TEA PARTIES
you can make grubdollies by taking the failed trial grubbies and hollowing out their carapace so it hardens, THEN YOU PUT IN SAND OR ROCKS SO THAT IT MAKES A SHKKA SHKKA SOUND WHEN YOU SHAKE IT
Don't tell my sister but I feel kind of bad that there's a homeless ghost out there so I'll shave THE GRUBDOLLIES SHE PLAYS WITH THE LEAST BALD SO THAT A HOBO GHOST CAN HAVE A PLACE TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT.
rule number one always CHIT THERE FIRST
RULE NUMBER TWO ALWAYS reply there first