♦ pitied by @anthropologistsCovet
THE BIG CLOISTER NEVER LETS ME play with the little purples I DONT know why BUT I STOLE ONE AND I got to paint it up AND THEN THE BIG MATRIARCH CAME AND took it away but it was beautiful LOOK IT IS like a dolly https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed692012e8eb.png
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
THE IDIOT COULDN'T EVEN GRASP A PEN BETWEEN HIS PRONGS AND WRITE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WE ALWAYS HAD TO JUST share the one and frankly i would have hidden it from you if it meant he only wrote to me
it says a lot about society that people assume im ugly just because im a bad person
Welp, another night, another sleep on the cold hard wooden floor of this decrepit cabin in the woods as I hide from any and all potential threats to my wellbeing. Sure miss the slime, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. My DMs are open for any adoring fans that happen to stumble onto my presence while I'm away! I would love to indulge any of you with any questions you may have about my life or that of my company. But for now. I sleep.