Oboruo Doppel
@anthropologistsCovet
Hatchmates by chance, FRIENDS BY CHOICE Seeking human friend/pet PLEASE CONTACT IF INTERESTED little miss jadite '06 LMJ RUNNER UP '09
THE BIG CLOISTER NEVER LETS ME play with the little purples I DONT know why BUT I STOLE ONE AND I got to paint it up AND THEN THE BIG MATRIARCH CAME AND took it away but it was beautiful LOOK IT IS like a dolly https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed692012e8eb.png
give my hatchmate back her real life grub dolly she is literally good look how happy IT IS YOU CAN PUT A LOOP THROUGH IT'S HORNS AND CARRY IT AROUND LIKE A KEYCHAIN
/wen i was hatched who𝐋e caverns were hot cuz u kno tht shit was fire 🔥🔥
Sadly your efforts were for naught~. Have you seen the dent he's currently sporting~?
Was it your sister that did the damage~? I was lead to believe it was just his excessive headphone usage~.
its actually just a side effect OF HIM BEING A LOSER CHUD
should write our dearest pen pal but truthfully i think HE DIED ON SOME FOREIGN PLANET LOOKING AT HIS TWEETS
his greatest sin was being hatched sui generis but the pity such a concept instilled in me made me more than willing to allow him the grace of your presence EVEN IF TRUTHFULLY I TOO WOULD HAVE KEPT THE LETTER ALL FOR MY LONESOME WOULD HE NOT MENTION HALF OF YOUR NAME WHEN HE SPELLED MINE
HIS BIGGEST CRIME WAS BEING HATCHED UGLY THEY USED TO CULL OFF THE UGLY ones I had to fight them off from culling you as a grub
you always had the softest pusher sister even if you dont always show it you keeping me unculled was YOUR FIRST ACT OF MERCY AND MY LAST BUT WE KNOW I DONT LET A DEBT GO UNREPAID
SUCCULENT ON GRAIN LOAF AND SOMETIMES ON ROAST BEAST DOUBLEMOM was right about keeping you around always worth something
?how come when i inquire about you to doublemom she never says anything SHE DOESNT REALLY SAY MUCH ABOUT ANYTHING ACTUALLY I THINK SHES QUITE SHY
SHE JUST HAS A LOT TO SAY TO A GIRL with her pan on straight and her priorities lined up
IF YOU HAVE ONE WEIRD HORN AND ONE NORMAL horn it's because someone sat on your egg
@gratuitousAnnuity see i TOLd you -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!you ANd obo TOLd me that ALREAdY! i know -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you can make grubdollies by taking the failed trial grubbies and hollowing out their carapace so it hardens, THEN YOU PUT IN SAND OR ROCKS SO THAT IT MAKES A SHKKA SHKKA SOUND WHEN YOU SHAKE IT
.this but the skulls of digbat loserS
That. Is morbid as fuck.
.lamE
Don't tell my sister but I feel kind of bad that there's a homeless ghost out there so I'll shave THE GRUBDOLLIES SHE PLAYS WITH THE LEAST BALD SO THAT A HOBO GHOST CAN HAVE A PLACE TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT.