

Saanaa Riorana
@anuraPharmecuticals
Im not too sure how this all works, a coworker recommended i "get with the times"!! sorta mean, huh? I work in a lab, cooking up treatments for the common good ₍𝄐⩌𝄐₎ (he/him, jade blooded)
I've got absolutely nothing to say about my half of the site's current topics.
Straight up, Gardening it, and by it, I mean my greenhouse!
Id say this is a pretty big win for this Green Lover he he he
1t’s always some random asshole m1d-to-h1gh on the street wh1stl1ng and go1ng “you got someth1n 1n your pocket or are you just happy to see me”. and the answer 1s always “yeah actually, my scarab” and they get confused, so 1 have to take out #myscarab l1terally l1ke “go my scarab” and 1t attacks. they always act surpr1sed when 1 pull out #myscarab as though 1 d1dn’t JUST warn them https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/my%20scarab.png

They're saying uh Well. Who knows that they're saying? I stopped listening.

I be hitting uncensor on shit I know is gonna have a dick as thick as my thigh and a nipple the size of my head on the other end. Then I'm surprised for some reason.

"He's engagement baiting!!!!" The angry mob of villagers calls out as they grab me up and tie me to the stake. "Get him!!!!!" "Heh. Get baited, idiot." Are my dying words.

picture me out on the porch with a candy cigarette in hand staring out into the rain




