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>>| .i got so .out .of my mind that .i .accidentally spilled coffee .on .a customer. fantastic.

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>>| sadly, yes. they slapped me .and just. ran? that was .awkward but .one .issue less. .one customer less to serve, .i guess.

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LMAOOOOO your work sounds like a fucking trip. I wish I’d seen that.

>>| .i don't think that way. .it's .a good job but .i hate my work .outfit.

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@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Is it the maid dress or whatever. Why won’t they just let you wear a slutty butler outfit or some shit.

>>| because .it's maid cafe .and .i did try some negotiations with my boss, but to no .avail. but really, .a slutty butler .outfit? to .expose myself .even more?

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@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Hey man I was just trying to think of plausible alternate options for your sake. Sounds like you’re fuck out of luck, though.

>>| you know, .i could .even go naked .and .it might be better. but you're correct. that .is that, .i suppose.

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@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Damn you really hate that maid dress huh. Don’t go naked though, lmfao. Idkkkkk can you add a jacket or something? Anything?

>>| .i hate .it because .it's .embarrassing. yes. not .even .a jacket can help, because boss declines .it, saying "it goes .against the style .of maid cafe".

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@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Your boss sounds like a cunt. Full disrespect. But I think it’s really funny you hate the outfit so much and yet otherwise like the job.

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