🎉🎉🎉HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED WISEST WIZARD???? 🪄🍻 FIRST YOU GET A CAN. YOU DRINK THE CAN. CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE NOW A LEVEL ONE WIZARD. 🍻🪄 🎺💜 THEN YOU GET ANOTHER CAN AND TAPE IT TO THE FIRST CAN. IMPORTANT: THE CANS GO UP. IF YOU TAPE THEM SIDEWAYS YOU ARE PRACTICING FORBIDDEN GEOMETRY AND I CANNOT HELP YOU. 💜🎺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🧙 🎉 SEE??? WIZARD. 🎉 🤡📯 EVERY CAN YOU FINISH IS ANOTHER LEVEL. LEVEL TWO. LEVEL THREE. LEVEL FOUR. LEVEL OH FUCK THIS THING IS HITTING THE CEILING FAN. 📯🤡 🪩✨ ONCE THE STAFF IS TALLER THAN YOU, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED WIZARD STATUS, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TRANSCENDED THE LIMITATIONS OF THE FLESH AND ALSO HAVE TO TURN IT SIDEWAYS TO GET THROUGH A DOOR. ✨🪩 🥃👹 NOW SOMETIMES EVERY FEW LEVELS THERE IS A BOSS FIGHT. 👹🥃 🎺 BOSS FIGHT MEANS SHOT. 🎺 👿 THE SHOT IS THE BOSS. 👿 ⚔️ YOU DEFEAT HIM BY PUTTING HIM INSIDE OF YOU. ⚔️ #SUBSTANCE #SUGGESTIVE 🚨 IMPORTANT WIZARD LAW: YOU ARE NOT “DRUNK.” YOU ARE WISE. 🚨 🍻 STUMBLING??? WISE. 🍻 🌀 SLURRING??? ARCANE KNOWLEDGE. 🌀 🪑 MISSED THE CHAIR??? THE CHAIR FAILED ITS SAVING THROW. 🪑 🧙‍♂️ THEN YOU DUEL OTHER WIZARDS. DEFEATED WIZARDSTAVES ARE ADDED TO YOUR OWN. 🧙‍♂️🎉🎉🎉

Posnah Muulax

2 weeks ago

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>>| that's .a lot .of wizard mentions. say, .is your matesprit .is .a wizard?

🎉🎉🎉🤡HAAHEEHOOHOOHEEEHAAHAAHUUHUUHYYHYY🤡🤡🤡🤡 no.🎉🎉🎉