
▲something about this website just makes everyone horny▼

I like to think this site is just cursed by a very horny wizard out there somewhere, I mean less strange things have happened before.

▲what like that evil wizard elixir dude▼

:33< yeah but thats fine it means we all get layed meowre pawften :33< #nsfw

Similar, yes.

▲ @arenaceousAlchemy so what its your fault? ▼

YEAH. IT FEELS AS IF THERE SOME KIND OF PECULIAR ENERGY THAT JUST DRIVES PEOPLE TO INDULGE IN MORE.. LUSTFUL PLEASURES.

▲you can just say its people’s bulge yknow▼

OK BUT I FIND IT FUNNIER TO TRY AND VAGUE DESCRIBE IT THAN JUST SAY "OH ITS BECAUSE PEOPLE GOT THEIR BULGES AND NOOKS OUT."
[ >NAY, FAIREST LADY! THE WIZARD DOTH REMAIN EVER CHASTE AND HUMBLE UPON THE INTERNET AND WOULDST NOT PROJECT ANY SUCH DESIRE UPON THE DENIZENS OF THE REALM, FOR IT WOULD BE A WASTE OF MINE TIME. I HANDLETH MINE SALACIOUS DESIRES IN PRIVATE AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO SO AS WELL. THE WIZARD DOTH ALSO BE A FIRM BELIEVER OF "THE MORE THOU HORNY POST, THE MORE LIKELY THOU ART COMPENSATING FOR LACK OF GAME" WHICH I FIND TO BE, LIKE, HONESTLY COMPLETELY PATHETIC LOLE!_ ]

▲y'know what type shit wizard▼