If you think you'd look good in ominous robe darker than the pitches blood pusher, and eternal damnation and unfatomable mystery appeals to you DO NOT WAIT! DO NOT H<—E—SITAT<—E—! #CultOfTheKharnate is looking for you ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ Come willingly. For now you can still come willingly.
I'm founding a cult! You can't really have a colony without at least one or two creepy sects of dubious morality, they just keep springing up like revolutionary cells. so I thought: Why not have a state sanctioned one? It's going to save <—E—V<—E—RYON<—E— so much TROUBL<—E—! (Don't tell me you wouldn't join a shady cult of shadows. It'd be so cool.)
A cool flowing dark robe, a front seat, obsidian knife, and the benevolence of a deity of horrors.
It's a cult, a clade of faith. Not a job offer. I can throw in thinkpanwashing if you'd like that.
I'm definitely going to be the one who starts it. But to ensure the B<—E—ST OF TH<—E— B<—E—ST services, I might just contract a professional. I'm still a glorified fishface, retired astronavigator, and damn fine harpooner, not a manipulation exxpert.
WEll, tough, I aam only letting YOU maanipulaate me. FOr the others, feel free, but I waant my toxic yaaoi
OFC chub <333