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hm. it does sound nice. doesnt feel like "me" though. still, adding it to the list.

for now. but i am... currently in the process of getting a new name. maybe. starting a list of ones i like, anyway.

i have no name. call me nobody. call me a demon. call me the darkheart. whatever. just dont call me the name they use. i can never be them again.

now listening: blood crushers - forget it

someone tell that guy the black hole line is good.

good advice. sharpening my teeth.

YOu did well
Eating cheese angrily. Reducing it t0 dust with my teeth. S0 I d0n't 8ite that guy. Lantan w0uldn't like that. 8ut I really want t0 and it w0uld 8e deserved #vi0lence

WE caan thinkk of something else. I would not complaain if you used my blood to draaw profaane sigils upon your skkin insteaad

... WOuld you be open to drinkking my blood from aa chaalice in my field of vision while I struggle to draaw breaath, letting me faall into the cold embraace of oblivion with comforting words of dubious reaason? AAnd perhaaps if you could slit my throaat, too? ... THis maaybe counts aas #nsfwe

I aam lookking forwaard to it. I would not refuse being drugged beforehaand... OH, aand if it is not too much trouble, could you leaave the kknife in the cold for aa while, for aan extraa sting? #substaances

BEcaause I need my body to be functionaal tomorrow. LAaater, I promise

ESteemed customer, to celebraate 10kk kkult, we aare serving cunt tonight @notthaatMysterious waas I right? YOu need not aanswer thaat, I kknow I waas, I merely waanted to maakke sure you would see this https://i.postimg.cc/GtPnQFsy/IMG-20260727-093405676.jpg

I aam aallowing myself to bite one (1) person tonight #violence

I aam going to kkill someone. IN aa very unpleaasaant maanner #violence

OKkkaay. YAaay <3

WEll, tough, I aam only letting YOU maanipulaate me. FOr the others, feel free, but I waant my toxic yaaoi

NOw we aare taalkking. WIll you be the one doing it?

MY deaar... WHaat aare you doing?

I caannot even aargue with thaat. IT is aa daate

MAARTEN! WHAAT aare you doing?? PLeaase, just... OH, deaar, I let you out of my sight for AA NEGLIGIBLE MOMENT aand you aare aalreaady impaaling yourself on religious buildings

AA pity... BUt whaat would I not do for you
I may make a formal introduction later, for now it is just important to me that I establish a boundary. Please do not push forcefem stuff onto my character. It makes me extremely uncomfortable and I do not find it funny at all.

OF course, daarling. MAaay I serve aas aa cuddle lump substitute, or do you require aa reaal one?

SHaall I bring you aa supply of enticingly smaashaable chaairs?

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU >8O @CHARMEUSECARESSING

OH, my daarling, you aare aan aabsolute oaaf sometimes, you kknow thaat? WOrry not, for I aam coming to your rescue. BUt I aam not touching aany technologies, I aam only there to comfort you

OH deaar... HOw did thaat haappen? DO you need me to kkiss it better?
(( I am not promising this re-becomes daily again ftr, all of the people insystem who write their admins still front pretty often but we also get demotivated faaaaaast because of the nature of our job. But we wanna come back we miss chittr bad -Guy who writes admin #4/Mykyie

BUt you could reaally use aa vaacaation. LOokk, even I would leaave you in peaace, if you JUST tookk some time off

I likke how you thinkk. VEry well, then, let me slip into something more formaal - we would not waant them to thinkk I do not belong there

AAh, I see, aanother mundaane TUesdaay

YOu never ceaase to aamaaze me (aaffectionaate). WHaat haappened this time?

I WASS HEADING UP TO WEAPONSS I PROMISSE >83

I aam not drinkking it aanymore. I kknow I haate myself, but certaainly not THAT much
Perhaps I can rest my eyes a moment before I continue my task. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
This sounds like the setup to a joke. But it's probably just ruinous cod.

< GOING TO KISS THE NEXT PERSON TO LIKE MY POST >

I suppose so... I would not waant to aadd to your worries. YOu aare right, I aam tired, I should go get some sleep

OH. I haave not thought aabout thaat, I might waant to inquire further. THaankk you, I will... HM. @aaphoticAcumen whaat did you meaan by thaat?

THaankk you kkindly for NOT following this aadvice

THis explaains everything, thaankk you. AAnd I aapologise for thaat unseemly displaay
◣_◢ Oh, yeah, TThaTT makes sense. JusTT keep him close, duh. Come on man.
Hm... #vagueposting Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
◣_◢ Be his bed for TThe nighTT. ThaTT's TThe besTT opTTion here.

B33 < steal his clothes

OF course. GIve me aa couple nights aand do NOT let CErm find this

YEs, I waas aawaare, you big oaaf. THaat does not stop me from worrying aand I will draag you aawaay from the workk deskk aand leaarn to forge your signaature myself, if I haave to, so you caan finaally get some proper fuckking rest

GOod luckk
Tips! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings

DO you need me to come pickk you up?

I suppose thaat is understaandaable. VEry well then, I shaall be caareful aabout the caarpets. THaankk you

OH UH >8/ HAPPY YURI DAY >83 #YURIDAY

I aam choosing to believe thaat to be most fortuitous

OH my, is it #maatespritmondaay? @aaphoticAcumen hold on, I will scrub the paaint off myself aand I aam coming over

i like my uunniform. its very cuute.

I aam on my (merry, daare I saay) waay

SHaall I bite someone for you?

I aapologise, I did not meaan it aas derision

I might go for aa daay waalkk

:33< violence rules!

I SHOU/D FIND A COMFORTAB/E SSCA/EMATE C/OAK RIGHT NOW >8/ I THINK I HAVE A NICE COMFY ONE BEHIND MY RECUPERACOON >83
get your rod firmly in your hands for #fishingfriday, master bait and showvw off your salty spray for the boys.

#FishingFriday

:33< i crave violence!

I aam proud of you, you aare going to leaarn to operaate aa paalm huskk in no time
((HOLY WOW......))

Oh.

YEsternight waas, daare I saay, enchaanting. REd suits you, @aaphoticAcumen though I aam certaain you would lookk even better in caandlelight ((OOC: I couldn't maakke the rendering lookk good for shit, but it's aadmittedly without shaading, so maaybe aa bit of thaat would fix it :D #nsfw #redrom possibly #nsfwe https://i.postimg.cc/j2sgnK5D/ropes-v2.png

IF you give me aanother multiple choice test, I aam taakking aawaay your haands privilege

THe naature is heaaling, my life is unfuckked, my evening is maagicaally freed up. @aaphoticAcumen you kknow whaat thaat meaans

HAVE FUN YOU TWO >83

HE is waatching aanime with ME tonight

YEs, I thinkk thaat is the preferred outcome for me aalso. I would haate to haave to pickk glitter from between my teeth. AAlso, I suppose, i would likke to staay on good terms with CErm #suggestive

OH, excuse me, aare my ministraations not gaay enough for you? SHaall I douse you in glitter in aaddition to whaat I aam aalreaady doing? SHaall I chokke on it super gaay-style? #nsfw

"THis shit is gaay," I saay aas I lovingly wind the rope aaround my maatesprit #suggestive

I believe aa midnight naap is in order

THaat is even not your personaal record, is it?

... THaat is aa faair point, aas they saay. WEll, then I aam simply aa dunce. EVen so, it shaan't stop me from experiencing my boundless joy. I do hope you reaalise there is nothing holding me baackk from expressing my aaffection without scruples now

I kknow, I kknow... AAh, daammit, just- do NOT tell her aabout the curtaains AAnd I simply aassumed you were very discreet with aall your suitors

YESS >80

I aapologise, you kknow very well thaat I haave aa history of being daaft. YOu aare too importaant aand chaarismaatic to settle for, well, me. BUt I aam not complaaining, I aam more thaan haappy with this outcome AAnd, dude, not in front of LEpidaa, I aam not going to heaar the end of it

SSOUNDSS FUN TO ME >83

I AM DOING WE// A// THINGSS CONSSIDERED >8/ WHAT ABOUT YOU >8?

I CANT SSAY I WATCH TOO MUCH ANIME BUT FROM WHAT FEW I DO KNOW ABOUT I THINK I COU/D GET INTO A COUP/E SHOWSS >83

WOU/D ASSK IF YOU WOU/D /IKE TO TA/K ABOUT IT BUT I HAVE A /OT TO THINK ABOUT MYSSE/F A/READY >8/ I WOU/D SSTI// ENJOY GETTING TO KNOW YOU A BIT THOUGH CONSSIDERING OUR MUTUA/ PARTNER >83

OH my. PLeaase, do excuse me while I go screaam into aa pillow. THaat is... QUite unexpected, considering our vaastly different sociaal staanding, however, most welcome. I hope you do reaalise you will not be aable to wipe the smug expression off my faace for the next sweep

WE// HE//O THERE >83

I waas being genuine. I met my... OH deaar, whaat aare we even? @aaphoticAcumen whaat aare we, to you? I caannot kkeep stumbling over my words aany time I taalkk aabout you AAnywaay, we staarted meeting up becaause I boldly replied to his post aabout his raainbow drinkker faantaasies. I thinkk you might waant to try thaat, if you aare lookking for aa relaationship. OR you might resign yourself to CInder, but I heaar thaat is aa terrible plaace

THis maanner of evening aappeaars quite unfortunaate to me

Fun fact. @barackObama is naut, in fact, in charge o’ Fishin’ Friday. It is, an’ al\/\/\/\/ays has been, g0in’ back t’th’ \/\/\/\/ee da\/\/\/\/n o’ Chittr itself, hosted by m’self as an open in\/\/itati0n fer th’ likes 0’ ye t’come d0\/\/\/\/n t’m’island an’ fish proper. It is a catch an’ release e\/\/ent. Dunnae cull fish \/\/\/\/it’ firearms. It makes no sense. It is \/\/\/\/asteful, unsportin’, liable t’ruin th’ meat besides, an’ ultimately harmful t’yer audit0rial spongeducts. If’n ye’d like t’fire yer \/\/\/\/eap0ns, as I am als0 a fan 0’ recreati0nal 0rdinance, then kindly \/\/\/\/aste yer l0ads 0n bottles, drift\/\/\/\/o0d, unf0rtunate cans, or th’ 0ccasional condemned signp0st I ha\/\/e set aside fer exactly this purpose. Naut th’ fish. Th’ fish are guests. Ye are als0 guests. D0 naut make me ch00se \/\/\/\/hich guest I’m m0re f0nd 0f. Th0ugh this is at his 'Gray Hi\/\/e' or \/\/\/\/hat may he. His e\/\/ent is not endorsed by Fishin' Friday. \/\/\/\/hich, mind ye, is an Earth-C Go\/\/ernment 0\/\/\/\/ned Intellectual Property thr0ugh the \/\/\/\/orld \/\/\/\/ildlife Foundation.

WEll, I thinkk I might be persuaaded to drop the chaarges

THaankk you, I aam ever so graateful. AAnd my, my, is thaat resisting the police, I heaar?

GAaahhh, stop! NO heaad for you! #suggestive

IT is going to be most aadventurous

I CAN HAZ ASSBURGER? #NSFW

AAnd I caan steaal aa uniform aany time

:P

PRomise?

I s'p0se ye 0ught t0 \/\/\/\/onder \/\/\/\/hy I type like h0\/\/\/\/ I speak. Simple as. I use ad\/\/anced speech to text technology. Captures m'accent by happenstance. M'cla\/\/\/\/s tear through palmhusks an I ain't found a keyb0ard t'm'likin'

Cannae spell Casper \/\/\/\/it'out Scar. Consider that.

G0od aftermid t'chittr.

"\/\/\/\/hy aren't you scared 0f the Cherub?" I'm prophesized t'cull him, ain't I? Sure. Th'lesser Beforan self failed. Boat I ain't g0in' t0.

Lotta green.

I ha\/\/e been told I am “better n0\/\/\/\/.” This is a charitable readin' 0' th'situati0n. I am simply afforded fe\/\/\/\/er and less damnin' opportunities.

Hrmn. S0metimes, frequently, I d0 tend t'miss th' ole Kismesis. Rankmaid \/\/\/\/as certainly a beast t'b'h0ld. Ho\/\/\/\/e'er. It's all0tted m'self time t'focus 0n o'er aspects 0' m' social life. Been hikin' \/\/\/\/it' @audaciousConfident fer example.

SPlendid, then you maay expect me, if mostly to smaackk you for thaat pun

THaat pun... PHysicaally hurt me. AAlso, fuckk, I forgot you aare on here. AAlso aalso, will there be other trolls aand do I need to weaar aa swimsuit?

OH, to be worthy of the love one receives, to submerge aand drown oneself in it #yeaarning

AAlso, @aaphoticAcumen I lived, bitch

WOrry not, I aam one sturdy son of aa bitch. YOu should kknow

OH my. WEll, I aam eaagerly aawaaiting the results

I need someone to taakke me out #nsfw or #violence, surprise me

OH my, then I aam flaattered you occaasionaally maakke time in your busy nights for me

YOu aare free to maakke your own. FRom the heaart

AAbout love aand food, cleaarly, I suggest you get with the prograam

SIgh... VEry well then, paailing to DRunkken SAaailor aand SHit BOaat (NO FAaans) it is

AAh, well, I caan haardly aargue with thaat. YOu _do_ haave greaat haands. VEry well then, consider me convinced

SCrumptious. AAnd if worse comes to worst, we caan aalwaays drinkk the excess

WEll, _I_ aam. I waas merely aaskking if I should bring disinfectaant next time

Yes! 38) Glub glub glub!!!!
Yes! \ n >< n /
Yes! .-^-. '"'|`"` Junior has fixed it this time! j In the future: you may edit posts, from your profile! EDIT will appear beside your name on the post.

AAh, likke throwing aa vaampire drinkker in your respiteblockk, I understaand. ON thaat maatter, I do haappen to possess aa paair of shaarp faangs aand I aam not aa raainbow drinkker, winkk winkk, nudge nudge, or whaatever trolls saay nowaadaays

I am so put together and reasonable tonight.

All of my fri3nd2 ar3 2o fucking cool dud3. My mat32prit2 ar3 2o hot and aw32om3. My lif3 i2 2o 2ick. #totallybragging #b3j3alou2

AAh, daarn it, I wish I would haave seen this sooner

@aaphoticAcumen no reaason for the taag, not likke I aam aattempting to hint aat something. AAt aall

WEll, your confidence certaainly is quite aalluring. AAlong with those heels, of course

I aam lookking forwaard to seeing the results

YOu do not seem very perturbed by the greaat gaap between our caastes. HOw very novel

OH my... VEry well then, I would recommend the highest heels you might procure. FOr reseaarch reaasons, of course. TO see how faar from the ground you aare aable to pickk me up

HMm... SO it depends, do you wish to be aable to leaan down for aa kkiss without haaving to pickk me up?

THaat is... aacceptaable. WEll, if I tell you, will you put on high heels?

I aam sure you will be revered by generaations to come
ドク・スクラッチが私の部屋から出てくる匂いは何なのかと尋ねたら、口を閉じてください。#substances
Bow dowN to maestRo aNd he may show his owN seГf-poRtRait https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/27/115904252_i7ZYHISgds4WyZ8.pNg

My greatest \/\/\/\/eakness is the lack o'an edit button.
We are tested in many ways every day. It is our job to prove ourselves. Ego sum ira Domini.
Keeping forgiveness and kindness in your heart is essential, Good work. Ego sum ira Domini.
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i can't even teLL anyone about them, that's how eviL they are. i have to keeP it sercet.

racist femb0y, g0t it.

i like one piece / it's cool
Got a profile picture 👍 Ego sum ira Domini.
I find this piece to be very calming. It is bittersweet in tone, but that is life is it not? https://open.spotify.com/track/3WLnF0VmtTa0HJM3YgOeYc?si=d297a6c308d14144 Ego sum ira Domini.

I ha\/\/e been called a 'quirked up fish man'. Feed, I rely on ye. Explain this to me.
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makiing a human2ona. name: biig kriingler age: 22 power2: all 2peciie2: human per2onaliity: bada22 weapon: throwiing 2tar2

just the one is fine / i already ordered it
Is It Even #forcefem If I Just Ask Nicely And Then They Do It

th3r3 r3ally i2 2om3thing magical about b3ing pi22 bla2t3d drunk in th3 gra22 li2t3ning to old alt rock and looking at th3 2tar2 http2://i.ibb.co/Kz2Yk6r8/Gard3n-2ky.png

cr3atur32 of th3 imp3nding daytim3, what2 3v3ryon3 up to?

Chittr now too i gu322

Gard3ning, working out, hanging out. I build bionic2 on th3 2id3 too.
Saw a meowbeast last morning while routing the wicked. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c97d71091a37.png Ego sum ira Domini.
Perhaps there is wisdom in your words... Ego sum ira Domini.
I will take on the task of eradicating evil. Even if I shall be scorned for it, this is my mercy to this world. Ego sum ira Domini.

send me Yoчr coords and i;ll deploY a drone strike <3

Al2o, l3t'2 try anoth3r round of lik3 my po2t for 2om3 random bull2hit. L3t'2 do fact2 thi2 tim3. If you lik3 thi2 2hit ill po2t a fact about my23lf, and if you hav3 a 2p3cial r3qu32t r3ply or dm it or 2om3thing

everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard





















